Incredible Hulk has incredible schlong.

[beagledave]

Weeeeeeeee

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said:** “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.** (get yer sig material here folks)

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

I foresee a lot of Ken dolls with issues.

[beagledave]

Hmm apparently already in another thread that I didn’t see at first glance.

If a mod wants to close this up…tia

[ultrafilter]

You wouldn’t like me when I’m horny?

[Larry_Griffin-Kentzel]

12 inch doll has 2 inch wee wee!

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