All about the "Hulk"

I have a question…in the news last week a little girl won a Hulk doll at the fair. when she won the stuffed Hulk she noticed that it had a buldge. so she removed the clothing. she took it to her mother and asked why Hulk had a willy. has anyone heard of this besides me? how absurd!!! I have a 10 year old son…what is really going on out there???

:mad:

Well it was only in The Sun which makes it possible it’s just BS.

Jules, IIRC this was discussed in at least two other MPSIMS threads, so I would guess others have heard about it:)

As per your “what is really going on out there”, we’d have to start by discussing the inaccuracies of the movie as compared to the comic, but that’s a Cafe Society thread, so…

If you check their merchandise section, you may be surprised to note that The Sun is selling…

Wait for it…
Stuffed Hulk Dolls!

http://www.edirectory.co.uk/thesun/Pages/moreinfoa.asp?RecordID=BAHAJBD&companyid=1214

Looks like he’s been bobbitized.

That would explain the expression.

Here’s a pic of the 2incher

http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,2-2003310256,00.html

HeHe

The only thing worse than making the doll, is making the kid pose for the picture. :mad:

No wonder Hulk mad! Hulk lose dick! HULK SMASH! HULK WANT DICK BACK!

I don’t have the article, but IIRC, it was made by a Spanish toy manufacturer… and I’m not entirely sure it was licensed properly. It was a carnie prize.

Maybe the story of the girl winning it at a carnival is BS - even though the doll is real. If the mom was so offended by the “saucy” toy, would she let her girl be photographeed with it for the paper?

And now the Sun has a popup ad for the movie on that page. :slight_smile:

That photo is hysterical.

Pssst. Your ten year old son has a penis, too.

…and at the half its HULK: 0 MOYLE: 1.

WHAT???

That’s disgusting.

(this post close captioned for the sarcasm impaired)

Oh,and on a similar note, does anyone remember the dolls back in the 70’s that were anatomically correct? Little boy baby dolls, I swear it. I can’t for the life of me remember what they were called, but I had one.

This morning, I was surprised to find out that She-Hulk has a massive penis, as well.

No linky, because it registers much, much higher on the NSFW scale than an anatomically-approximate plush doll.

Anyone who really requires photographic evidence will find that a the first result returned on a Google search for “mean, green, and oh-so-keen” will be on the money.

Very probably, however, you don’t really want to look.

In the midst of the 1970s, All In The Family had a tie in product with the Baby Stivic(Meathead and Gloria’s son) doll which was anatomically correct.

Of course that doll grew up to be Ron Jeremy.

And that’s… the rest of the story.

Oh, and Zette– the doll you’re thinking of is probably the All In The Family-branded Joey Stivic doll. It peed through that little thing, right?

(Too slow.)

I don’t recall it being branded with All in the Family at all. Hmmm…it did pee,though, I’m quite sure. Now it’s gonna drive me batshit. Batshittier. Whatevah.