Brook Hogan is Hulk Hogan’s daughter. She has apparently aquired some celebrity from appearing on his reality show on VH1 (I believe it’s called “Hogan Knows Best,” or something like that.) So of course she now has an album coming out. I’ve watched the show, and she is definitely ht, but man! How heavily made up can a woman possibly be? I thought no one could top Pamela Anderson in this category, but I stand corrected.
I have no idea if Brooke can sing, but I’d be embarrassed to even buy an album with someone so garish on the cover.
Oops! Bad link. Try this one.
Of course not!
She looks like an expensive whore.
I know of somebody who’d kick your ass if he heard you say so.
I am really really shocked (ok, I’m talking about TV here so not REALLY shocked) that Hulk Hogan, the dude who freaked the hell out when his daughter went on a date and tracked her car via “black box”…is cool with his daughter dressing and posing like that on her album.
He’s not un-aware of her style, either. Yeesh.
Based on that pic I linked she musta gone to the “Pro Wrestlers School Of Posing For People With Really Huge Muscles.”
I’ve seen the show. (shoot me)
Hulk often gets on her about how she dresses. She had a date once and he kept making her go change clothes. He seems like an overprotective dad often, like mentioned by ZipperJJ with tracking her car and all.
But…
He also likes to show her off as well, as seen in the photo above. So I dunno what is up with him.
Her music is nothing special either. Bland pop.
Not sure I’d call that merely “overprotective.” It seems more “creepily paranoid” to me.
Cheap whore? Nah, not so much. Exotic dancer? Sounds about right. She even has handy straps to stick the dollar bills into.
Oh I agree. I understated. He would be the dad that actually is cleaning his guns when the daughter’s date shows up, IMO.
She seems very nice and friendly in the picture in ZipperJJ’s link. Something about her in that photo makes her seem like an intelligent, caring, all-around good person whom I would love to invite to dinner to discuss current issues and whatnot. Also I got the distinct impression that she liked me.
Please don’t look at this.
Um, why are all the google ads about pubic hair shaving? Is that a response to “cheap whore”?
Oops. Sorry, didn’t see that you’d linked to a similar disturbing image. What exactly is he pointing at? Exactly?
Cheap whores aspire to look like Brooke Hogan. 
I watch Everybody Loves Hogan on VH1 every so often. Hulk’s more than “Creepily Paranoid” about his daughter, he’s “Bizarrely Inapropriately Controlling”.
The series I’ve watched has Brooke at 16, trying to get into the start of her music career. Not only does he follow her on dates, try to control what she wears and who she hangs out with, he also sends his 14 year old son (who’s allowed, nay encouraged to date as many pretty girls as he can, and stay out whenever he wants) out to chaperone Brooke when she wants to go out on her own. It’s really disturbing some of the ways he tries to “protect” that girl
Um, if controls what she wears, and she’s wearing that Fredrick’s of Hollywood monstrosity, um, I say um, what does he see when he looks at her? I’d say that bizarreness, coupled with his overprotectiveness, suggest something, um, unsavory.
No, she looks like her father. She seems to have inherited his jawline, which is just… unfortunate.
Okay, as of NOW, we are starting a contest for best tagline to go under this photograph. My nomination:
“May we start the bidding, gentlemen?”
Okay folks, settle down.
Just because they call it a reality TV show does mean it’s reality. They do have producers that force storylines/plots if you want to call it that. “Okay, let’s go with the overprotective dad thing. Only it can’t be boring. Hulk, really act like your upset. Now tell her she’s not going anywhere dressed like that.” Etc. Etc.
They have to try to create some kind of drama/conflict for you to watch. Otherwise who would watch?
Are you suggesting that Hulk Hogan might be ACTING?
I invite you to watch “Mr. Nanny”, “No Holds Barred” or a selection of episodes from “Thunder in Paradise” and sustain that claim.