I can’t blame Trump on God. Stupid people did that on their own.
A non-existent god casts a non-existent ballot in each election. In this past election, my actual vote counted just about as much.
Why did god make stupid people?
If God had the power and the desire to influence the result of an election, why would he let it go that far? Instead, he would go back in time and change things so Donald Trump (or Hillary Clinton, if you like) found their calling as a sideshow mime, and never bother getting into politics in the first place.
From what I understand, god backed Jimmy Carter’s reelection bid. Imagine how badly Carter woulda lost without god’s help.
ETA::: Cite: personal communication.
Actually, I misread the thread title. Yes, god influences erections.
Communication with whom? God or Carter? 
He’s too busy fixing the sports matches.
Also music awards, going by the typical acceptance speech. Apparently he had an inordinate fondness of The Beatles.
What do you like about them?
God was created by man, in part for the purposes of influencing public policy, for which elections ultimately became a mechanism.
Romans 13:
It also goes on to say everyone should pay their taxes.
Of course, God (assuming the existence of the Biblical deity) plays the long game, so His purpose in instituting certain governing authorities remains rather opaque.
Yes
True, I’ve noticed that shortly after yelling “OH GOD!,” my erection usually subsides.
Biblically God appoints every leader. Ultimately for the grand purpose, showing how fucked up and inept humans are.
Look at that… there are stupid questions after all.
I see what you did there.
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It’s not that simple. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Which will be revealed to you if you write a big enough check on Sunday, apparently.