I recently got a bad haircut. A really bad haircut. The best thing people have been able to say about it is “It’ll grow out”, though I also liked “Oh my god, what happened?”, “Well, that’s interesting” and “AAAAAA! EEEEARGH! EEEEEK!”. But so far in this ordeal, about half a dozen people have told me that I’m lucky that this happened in the summer, because hair grows faster in summertime.
I searched the web, and found out that if I ever stop growing hair altogether, there’s a lot of possible help out there for me, most of which seems to involve chemicals or hair plugs. I searched Cecil’s collected wisdom, and found out why my arm hair is always the same length. I thought about searching the boards, but these days even thinking about searching the boards makes the baby Jesus cry. And Snopes is down.
So, I turn to you, O Teeming Millions. Does hair grow faster in summertime? Or is it a myth? Or are these people trying to make me feel better? The issue holds some interest for me, as I’m trying to calculate when I might be able to go back out in public again.