Does My Friend Have a Snowball's Chance in Hell With This Man?

[Squeaker_Snow]

@Madd Maxx

There are 6 billion people on Earth. So IF dating a celebrity has a frequency of one in a billion, it would happen 6 times, just because of the sheer size of the human population. Or using your prediction of .01% that still gives us 60,000,000 people hooking up with celebrities.

This is exactly why I love The Straight Dope. Only a Doper would think this way…
I’ll pass this on to her. It’ll give her hope…

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