I don’t… but I think I’ll learn with a papaya.
So anyone who hasn’t eaten stool is a totally squeamish prude. Got it.
Uh, wow. I now know a lot more about your hygiene than I wanted to. Some of us don’t have stool-encrusted asses, thanks. For example, some of us bathe.
Otherwise, what are you referring to when you talk about what “ass” tastes like? Skin? Don’t think that’s what you mean. The original question above was referring to a disgusting taste that papaya has. It’s comparing the taste of papaya to the taste of stool, don’t kid yourself that it’s not.
I am speechless. (not that I have ever let that stop me from posting anyways).
Does a nose taste like boogers? your partner’s just showered genitalia like pee? A kiss like yesterday’s chawarma?
Have your school organize a trip to Walgreen’s, my friend.
Having never tried it either way, even I know what they’re talking about in this thread is called “analingus”. What you’re trying to describe there is “coprophagia” – an entirely different thing.
So just what are people talking about when referring to the taste of papaya being disgusting and comparing it to “ass”? What is this disgusting taste coming from, and why would it be coming from the ass? Let’s get serious.
Hmmm… what if someone ate some papaya. Then their ass would really taste like ass.
The dried strips I get from the health food store for my bunnies isn’t bad but not something I’d eat every day.
From the OP, it seems like he has been licking the posterior of dead animals on the road. It is always compared to roadkill, until he mentions the responsible gene.
Ah yes, but you see, that was the trick. It was Hawaiian papaya. That is hands down the best papaya I’ve ever had. It’s smaller than the variety grown in Thailand, which is quite large. The stuff we have here I would not say tastes like ass, but it is often flavorless. Hawaiian papaya is the best I’ve ever found.
Pineapple, too.
There, you see? There’s some wonderful fruit in Thailand and Malaysia, some I’d never even heard of or seen let alone tasted until I came over here, but no one beats Hawaii for fresh papaya.
And pineapple. Although … I’ve heard they don’t grow pineapple in Hawaii any more. The big companies moved operations over here, because of cheaper costs? Can that be that true??
It’s called “humor.” It has a long and honorable tradition. You may wish to look into it.
Tastes like dump cake?
No, tastes like feet.
Nah, just kidding. Hawaiian pineapple is sweeter than what I’ve found over here.
Some of us even perch our bathed asses on jewel-encrusted stools!
My wife, who hails from a tropical country, loves papaya. I’d love to agree, but I have to side with the “vomit” crowd. Specifically, it’s like overripe cantaloupe that smells of an infant’s spoiled-milky/bilious puke.
Maybe it is the same hawaiian papaya that is getting praise here, but there is a variety of papaya that is very small, its shape more like a football than the regular zeppelin shape, its meat is very red. Its taste is very sweet and very different from regular papayas. Maybe those who are still willing to give papaya another chance could try to find this one.
That sounds like Hawaiian papaya. Shaped like a small football and very sweet. What we have over here is zeppelin-shaped and tends to taste like cardboard.
How’s a fellow supposed to get that good papaya flavor off of that?
Relax, Walloon, I was being facetious.
You seem personally affronted by my insults to the papaya. So tell me, Walloon, are *you * perhaps a papaya? Don’t be afraid of confession; we are a very tolerant bunch on this board.