And the real citizenry test being how you pronounce it.
…and the advanced test is knowing when to pronounce it which way.
Mmmmm… scone…
scone where?
scone to find a better pun
Nah, it’s not gone anywhere - it’s still in Perthshire, just to add to the confusion.
You’re quite unlikely to find both in the same place though, as sex in other places than a bed requires the purchase of a special licence (application forms for which which can be obtained at any Post Office counter - it’s best to apply at least five weeks in advance, in case of administrative delays or queries) and sex in any position other than missionary is strictly forbidden by the Sexual Positions Act(1941).