Does your carpet match the drapes?

Mine does. It’s beige. The drapes are sort of off-white (natural cotton).

How 'bout you?

I don’t have drapes. But I do have carpet. So I guess that’s a no.

I don’t have drapes. (This statement applies no matter how you interpret the question!)

Either you’re bald or I’m dirty minded.
Although on further consideration, those aren’t mutually exclusive.

At any rate, I don’t have carpet.

I don’t have carpet.

Well, I mean I do, but it’s only upstairs.

Not my carpet, that’s down… oh, to hell with it.

If by match, you mean the same color, well… no. We have a patterned rug in the living room, and the drapes are beige.

Otherwise, yeah, pretty much. I’m a strawberry blond. :o

Hardwood floor with an ancient Persian rug and white drapes so, no, though they do look quite fetching together.

I have venetian blinds and hard wood floors.

My cuffs always match my collars.

Because otherwise I’d be wearing some weird late-80’s type button down shirt.

[QUOTE=Autolycus]
I have venetian blinds and hard wood floors.
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Hows about the pantry?

I don’t have drapes, so that’s a match by default, right? On the other hand (or in the other gutter) I don’t have carpet, so that’s a default match, too, right?

My carpet is stained from where the big screen tv left wheel grease on it.

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
My carpet is stained from where the big screen tv left wheel grease on it.
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Maybe you could rent one of those carpet shampooers. Or even hire a pro.

The throw carpet in the living room matches the drapes. The rest is bare.

Well, there is some ugly orange carpet in the basement. I keep meaning to rip it out at some point.

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
My carpet is stained from where the big screen tv left wheel grease on it.
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This is rib-splittingly funny if read with a dirty mind! Be sure to put air quotes around “big screen tv” and “wheel grease” too.

we don’t have drapes. And we tore up the carpet.

0 = 0, so I guess they DO match.

Oh, wait – is this a sex question?

Carpet’s purple, and so are the curtains, so I guess yeah.

(In my room, what else did you think I meant?) :stuck_out_tongue:

No drapes, just blinds.

My carpet needs a good vacuuming, and in some places a bit of steaming.

And at some point I’m going to have do something about the areas where the cat’s been scratching.

[QUOTE=SiXSwordS]
Maybe you could rent one of those carpet shampooers. Or even hire a pro.
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If you’ve got the money, hire a pro (it’s so much better than doing it yourself).

[QUOTE=Autolycus]
I have venetian blinds and hard wood floors.
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That. I have a daughter-in-law who pokes me to get curtains once in awhile. But I like seeing the woodwork. It’s an old house and there’s more of it around the windows than a modern house would have.