In the Dog Vinci Code we find out that Jesus was one of a litter of pups (the runt actually) but that the church has been hiding this fact for centuries.
Oh my god check out the bears!
I can only imagin them as the three bears from the WB cartoons.
Bullwinkle J Moose: Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a miracle out of my hat!
Rocky the Squitrrel: Aw, that trick never works!
Bullwinkle: Nothin’ up my sleeve…
:: reaches into hat ::
:: pulls out a demon, which roars ::
:: shoves demon back ::
Oops. Wrong hat…
Maybe. Click on the polar bear set – one of the three wise polar bears is bringing baby polar-bear-jesus a great big fish.
Holy Mooses!
Oh, and… “Dogs Playing Jesus” – band name!
“Dogtivity” makes the Baby Jesus cry.
I’ve never gotten to say that before, give me a break!
A Jesus Fish!
Meanwhile passing over the perfectly good “I burning your Jesus”. Kids… :rolleyes:
Maybe a dingo ate your baby Jesus…
Same here-the cat one is fucking great!
C’mon, Miller, this is the kind of thing that’s so tacky it’s cool!
No way, that’s the kind of thinking that makes girls wear Ug boots, knit ponchos and Jackie Onassis-style, over-sized sunglasses. Just tacky.
Why no pigtivity? No cowtivity? No turtletivity or elephantivity or chimptivity or raccoontivity? Or, for the anti-Darwinist crowd, a dinosaurtivity?
I’m dissapointed there isn’t one with a horses, a neightivity.
G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R…frankincense! Boy, I sure is a good speller. C-A-T, dog. B-A-T, Rhode Island.
Boy, this puts a whole new spin on an old phrase…
Wow, those are awesome! I especially like the moosetivity. It’s almost better than the statue my mother has displayed for years, without irony, of Santa Claus kneeling and praying before the Baby Jesus.
Wise Dog #1: “There’s a star above the manger!”
Wise Dog #2: “Sirius?”
Wise Dog #1: “Yes, I mean it!”
These, and especially the cativity sets, reminded me of this by our very own Sampiro. (Scroll down to story number 2)
I think we need a Cthulhutivity set.
Last set on the first page is our very own Dogtivity. I feel this validates my OP.
No, it makes the Puppy Jesus cry. 
See you guys in Hell