Now in the straight dope thunderdome we have the greatest comic book character battle of all time. It’s Dogwelder versus Arm Fall Off Boy. Arm Fall Off Boy is dangerous because, hey, detachable arms. But dogwelder spot welds dead dogs to people’s faces. That’s hardcore.
So dopers, who’d win?
When does the poll appear?
Otherwise, AFOB.
Oh crap. I forgot to put it in.
Henceforth you shall be known as… Fuckup Lad!
How do you WELD a dog to someone’s face? That doesn’t make any sense.
Dogsupergluer … now that’s a superhero I could get behind!
It IS possible to weld flesh with a laser. Admittedly, I’ve yet to hear of experimental trials involving dog-to-face welds.
Maybe he was supposed to be Welsh. “Do Gweldyr”?
Hello! It’s a superpower! DUH!
I think there was something similar between a dog’s severed head and a criminal’s arm in a Carl Hiaasen book…