There was something I forgot to get at the dollar store the last time I went – any ideas as to what it might have been?
A dollar, perhaps?
A Corvette?
It was an eight-pack of fly strips.
And geez…take the trash out a little more often, willya?
Probably something relatively inexpensive.
Paper towels. I always forget the paper towels.
That ceramic bank shaped like a fat woman in a purple bathing suit with a little dog?
No, I’m not kidding - we actually bought one of those for our nephew for Christmas. It was stunning!
Definitely a fake moustache.
Could it be the “Give Me a Dollar” button mentioned in this thread?
That still cracks me up.
How about the cake top decorations that almost look like the Beatles except Paul is right-handed?
Very small rocks?
A packet of cilantro seeds?
Dishwashing liquid. Or was it a glow in the dark keychain. OOH… I know! Those five for a dollar plastic rain bonnet things. You meant to get a couple packs.
Pocket sized packs of tissue.
A can of olives.
Are you serious? Got a pic?
Pork rinds?
That 2 liter bottle of “SOAP FOR HAND WASHERS”
Picture frames?
Toothpicks?
Wrapping paper?
Dish-towels?
A coffee-mug?
Hair-scrunchies?
Can you tell I shop at the dollar-store -way- too much? 
Shoelaces