You shouldn’t burn your SO. That’s what started this whole mess.
OK, we’ve covered the funny. Let’s talk about the sexy.
Not to come off as a prig (which is itself a funny word, and only a little bit sexy), but why is it that when guys hear the word “lesbian”, they automatically think it’s hot? Have you ever actually met any real lesbians? They rarely if ever look like the models that you see porn, and they never act like that. At least, not in front of me.
I burning your lesbian!
The ones with the mullets and sleeveless flannel shirts? Those are just poor, confused women.
Real lesbians have large silicone breasts and an extensive collection of sex toys, and listen exclusively to saxophone-heavy light jazz.
Yeah, but it turns into hard rock when a man joins in the action.
If porn has taught me anything, it’s that lesbians love facials.
The thing that bugs me is that this happened not to the owner of the Jets, but to his daughter, a person who seemingly has no connection to the management of the team or how good or bad it is (please correct me if I’m wrong). In fact, the article mentions that she “isn’t speaking to her father.”
I have a dark sense of humor, but I don’t find this funny. If this had happened to the owner, I could see it being humorous.
Somewhere in the American southwest, a coyote falls off a cliff.
Tragic.
No. I think humor can be sexist and funny at the same time. This is both.
Damn you. I just nearly died trying to drink a diet coke and laugh at the same time.
To be fair the lesbian in question looks like a model, which without a doubt adds to the hotness.
While Semel is certainly more ‘dykey’ than Casey Johnson they are both adequate for a lesbian catfight with strategic clothes tearing.
Although I suspect the blonde isn’t nearly as sexy following her exothermal depiliation.
Wouldn’t being set on fire make one hotter?
That’s what the jury said.
No, he couldn’t help it – he’s only got one arm!
If you get all worked up over the black humor in the lesbian catfight thread, you’re a lightweight. For true righteous indignation (or humor as black as the depths of intergalactic space), try this old 9/11 thread.
All your gays are belong to us?
You might even say it’s a hunka hunka burning love.
Thanks guys for this thread, I needed a laugh…
There were so many amusing lines in here- the Coyote one completely caught me off guard and I laughed. It reminded me of one of the first “dark” jokes I ever heard as a kid:
Why’d the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!
I laughed at that one, and I had no idea why, but I couldn’t stop laughing at that joke, and ever since that day, I’ve just gone with it. Life’s a bitch enough even when you stop to take the time to laugh and smile. You gotta stop every so often and realize you can’t always be the one to be outraged by every thing, because in the end, it’ll only stress you out and kill you quicker. Sometimes instead of proverbially stopping and smelling the roses, you’ve got to stop and ask yourself that fundamental question: “So other than that, how was the show, Mrs. Lincoln?”
Me neither.
Now, if her dad were the owner of the Browns…
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Ok. Screw it. I’ve seen enough. Vote Jimmy Joe Meager.
FOS TDN for the lesbian facial comment.
Yeeps.