Baka
February 6, 2019, 1:46pm
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The thread on 3rd term abortions got me thinking. You could potentially be pulling out a 3-7 pound non-person fetus of meat.
Any pro choice folks have an issue with me trying some fresh, tender, recently aborted fetus?
We could help feed the poor. Or open hip niche butcheries in gentrified areas in cities.
So, may I eat your fetus? Please?
If not, why not?
Being pro choice, i would think it would be, you know, the mothers choice…
And what about amputated limbs? Or removed organs?
kopek
February 6, 2019, 2:23pm
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Personally I would have issues but if you find a legal way I’m not going to try and stop you other than through (possibly) legislation. Like with the odd amputated fingers or arms or whatever, replaced organs, and the like my preference would be to see it dealt with more along those lines.
And at least to me pro-choice doesn’t mean anything goes; YMMV and what those limits will vary by individual. I’m not much interested in the placenta either but …
Baka
February 6, 2019, 2:25pm
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That is something different.
THAT is cannibalism (which I am totally down to try but that’s for another thread).
Aborted fetus is just a bunch of cells. Not a human/person.
Baka
February 6, 2019, 2:27pm
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kopek:
Personally I would have issues but if you find a legal way I’m not going to try and stop you other than through (possibly) legislation. Like with the odd amputated fingers or arms or whatever, replaced organs, and the like my preference would be to see it dealt with more along those lines.
And at least to me pro-choice doesn’t mean anything goes; YMMV and what those limits will vary by individual. I’m not much interested in the placenta either but …
So, killing the fetus is ok but eating it is not? That seems odd.
How dare you try to take my right to eating fetuses away through legislation!
Well I’m convinced. Well played, OP.
Gross. I never want to think about eating human flesh.
RobDog
February 6, 2019, 2:41pm
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Due to misreading thread title thought thread going to be about Greek cheese.
Would like to register disappointment.
Baka
February 6, 2019, 2:45pm
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This is very dicey territory indeed. You say human flesh, but it’s not. It’s just a bundle of cells. There was never anything human about it!
Please don’t needlessly complicate this.
I don’t think this discussion is in good faith.
Friends of mine with a stillborn ( two months early) baby, got the body to have a funeral. it gave them much needed closure.
The Netherlands has recently made it possible to register any lost third trimester fetus as a person, with a date of birth and death. Not just for emotional reasons; also for insurance purposes.
Baka
February 6, 2019, 2:48pm
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You’ll never crave feta again after you’ve gone fetus my friend. Brine the brain and bam fetus feta.
Baka, thank goodness you’ve joined our message board, it’s refreshing to have such a useful take on one of the more contentious issues of our time.
Baka
February 6, 2019, 2:51pm
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Maastricht:
I don’t think this discussion is in good faith.
Friends of mine with a stillborn ( two months early) baby, got the body to have a funeral. it gave them much needed closure.
The Netherlands has recently made it possible to register any lost third trimester fetus as a person, with a date of birth and death. Not just for emotional reasons; also for insurance purposes.
Why would you have a funeral for a bundle of cells that was never a person?
Baka
February 6, 2019, 2:53pm
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I just love tender meat bro.
Moderator Note
Parody threads belong in The Pit, which is where this one has been relocated. Future threads like this outside of The Pit may be seen as trolling, and moderated accordingly.
If you’re looking to actually have a debate on your views regarding when life begins, then you may do so in GD and state your premise according to the rules of that forum.
Carry on.
Excellent username/topic combo. FYI, Baka is Japanese for idiot.
Baka
February 6, 2019, 3:15pm
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Yay. We’ve moved to the BBQ pit. All we need now are your freshly aborted fetuses and baby rays sauce
steronz
February 6, 2019, 3:16pm
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The internet has everything! eta: Link NSFW, NSFL
Tasty Fetus Stew
Cooked-stew, Serves up to 2 people
Ingredients
One properly prepared fetus
2 tablespoons flour
Salt and pepper to taste
2 teaspoons of curry powder
1 1/2 teaspoons of ground ginger
2 tablspoons butter or oil
1 large onion (sliced)
2 tablespoons brown vinegar
4 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
4 tablspoons tomato sauce
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1 cup stock
500g pumpkin
Method
Trim Fetus. Mix flour with salt, pepper, curry powder and ginger and coat fetus with[mixture]. Heat half the butter or oil in a heavy pan and brown fetus on both sides. Remove to plate. Add remaining butter to pan with onion and cook gently until soft. Return fetus to pan. Mix vinegar, sauces, sugar and stock and pour over fetus. Cover, bring to a simmer, reduce heat to a low and simmer gently for 1 hour. Skim any fat off the surface and add pumpkin, which has been peeled and cut into large pieces. cover and cook for a further 30 minutes or until fetus and pumpkin are tender.