(See old Mark Alan Stamaty cartoon!)
Shaggy Bearded Guy #1: I haven’t been above 14th Street in four years.
Shaggy Bearded Guy #2 (beard down to chest): I haven’t been above 14th Street in nine years.
Shaggy Bearded Guy #3 (beard down to knees) I haven’t been above 14th Street in sixteen years.
Trump doesn’t deserve an iota of respect. He’s a joke, a buffoon, a carnival barker. What’s really disgusting is his bigotry and the way he tries to appeal to the basest members of his party. Jokes about his hair, or whatever is on his head, give him too much respect.
But…but…he has a GREAT relationship with the blacks!!!
Downtown Chicago. Where there’s a (much maligned) high rise with his name on it. That I hope falls on his combover one day.
Please. Trump has no more intention of actually being president then I do. He’s just spreading his name around to drum up buzz for his “brand”.
Why do people keep coming into threads in order to scold other people for taking Trump seriously when there is absolutely no fucking evidence anyone on this board is taking him seriously?
Actually, he wears that Tribble to repel Klingons.
I named my dog Boris since he looks like Boris Johnson. Sometimes I call him Donald.
No, that’s fiancees.
Donald Trump’s hair is no funnier than Moe Howard’s.
Don’t worry, I thought it was funny.
I heard he was bringing back the Whig Party.
Having hair like Moe Howard is better than having hair like Larry Fine.
n/m
A man who insists on wearing ridiculous toupes while claiming it is all his own hair - who also just happens to be a pathological liar and con man - deserves every nanogram of mocking his hair brings him. A man who was really that wealthy and ‘classy’ would not have hair worthy of it’s own episode of Monty Python.
Yes. This. The guy puts on a clown wig for a toupee, and you want to declare it off limits? Fuck that noise.
Shit, he dumped his own home in it before it was built. Probably needed the cash, since what money he really has is not liquid.
FWIW, I had customers who bought whole floors in it, and it has the least liveable floorplans on Earth, all dictated by the shape of the building. I find the building lovely, or it was until he put his name on it in multiple places, but it’s simply an impractical use of space.
This found on the internet.
“Donald Trump was right, he said if Obama won, there’d be hell toupee.”
Trump himself has never declared bankruptcy. His companies have sought bankruptcy protection four times. That is not to say I think he’s a savvy businessman. He’s a loon. Just fighting ignorance and all that.