As as a uuuuuge Christmas present to all of you Donald Trump has agreed to answer any and all questions you may have. To facilitate this just ask your questions in this thread, I’ll forward them to the POTUS, and then post the answers he provides.
How do you pick your nose with such short fingers?
Mister PopularVoteLoserShitGibbon…
Why are you such a disgusting slug piece of shit?
Do you really think you can buy your way out of decades of frauds and failed real estate projects?
Also, does Mike Pence use too much teeth when he sucks your cock?
When are you going to do us all a favor and just fucking die, already?
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Donald, do you think you could hook me up with [del]Melina[/del], [del]Malea[/del], [del]Mililla[/del], your old lady?
There’s no fraud! There’s no failures! You can ask anybody. All of my real estate projects have been uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge successes. Everyone wants part of my real estate deals because they’re the best real estate deals ever. I’ve build buildings all over the world. Some of them with my own two uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge hands. Everywhere. Everywhere in the world. Including Russia. But not Russia, I never did any business in Russia. Everywhere else though. Everywhere.
You know, I don’t do follow up questions, but this I’ll answer this one anyway. Mike’s a fantastic cock sucker. No teeth, just the right amount tongue. He’s good because he’s been sucking cock all his life. And in the past year he’s gotten much better at it because I had him practice on every GOP senator and congressman. That’s right, it was my idea to have him practice, that’s how we’ll make America great again, by having Mike Pence suck everyone’s cock!
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Will the public blowjob from Republican members of Congress be a weekly thing? Were you aware of the practice of snowballing?
Did you know you could make money on this by making it Pay-Per-View?
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Which is a bigger loser: your presidency or this thread?
Oh oh - I’m starting to see some of your responses, Tripolar, in quotes, and some not.
Does this…oh please god don’t day so…does this actually mean That Guy is actually fielding some of those questions, himself, and you’re actually in the O.O. with him, right now?
Anyway, if you could enact a law that allowed you to grab Nancy Pelosi’s pussy any old time of the day and without any consequences, would it be good reason for you to appoint your doctor, the esteemed Dr. Harold N. Bornstein, to replace Rex Tillerson?
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Yeah, I couldn’t get him to join up so I have to reformat and paste in his responses.
I think from reading his answers you can tell these are all genuine responses right from the horses ass.
What commissary items do you think people in prison consider a delicacy, since McDonalds isn’t served there?
I hear ramen noodles and tuna fish served in a plastic pouch are very popular items.
That would be like grabbing one of those rawhide chew toys. in fact, that’s what I’ll call her from now on; “Rawhide” Pelosi.
To be honest, I’d rather grab Tillerson. Or that Duckworth chick, I’ve got a thing for ammpys. “Stumpy”, I call her. “Stumpy” Gives a terrible handjob. No control whatsoever. I turn to Mitch for that. “Mitch The Bitch”.
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Note: I’m forwarding some of his responses to your guys PM accounts so you can post some of them yourself.
Not really a question, just wanted to chime in to say what I the best message board poster