Stephen Colbert just offered Trump one million dollars to the charity of his choice (from his SuperPAC) if he’d let Colbert put his balls in Trump’s mouth.
I think its safe to say that whatever grades Obama had, they were higher than than the fellow he replaced, who made in into Yale as a legacy.
No effect at all, unless of course the it was the wife citing him as the other man.
And in related news, I just read that Linda McMahon and the WWE have made statements denying reports of large money donations to Donald Trump’s charity. So good job, Trump, your stunt is appearing to cause problems with at least one Senate race that is polling very close at the moment.
Obama’s response on Leno.
— What’s real estate mogul Donald Trump got against President Barack Obama? The president says it’s an old grudge that goes back — way, way back — to their childhood days in Kenya.
‘‘We had constant run-ins on the soccer fields,’’ Obama told ‘‘Tonight Show’’ host Jay Leno during a tongue-in-cheek knock on Trump Wednesday night. ‘‘He wasn’t very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America, I thought it would be over.’’
http://www.boston.com/2012/10/24/edc-daab-entry-cont/lVTT4S2QEqpTUx7aZMT7OL/story.html
Donald Trump is now officially the fat kid of politics. We don’t want him on our team. If we have to take him, then we get to bat first and his outs don’t count.
It’s not just you.
And of course, we have all seen Donald Trump’s tax returns. Oh wait we haven’t.
The Guardian called a Trump representative regarding the offer., countering with an offer of their own. It went less than swimmingly:
There’s probably good reason to doubt. I’ve seen comments that he is notorious in New York for promising that he’ll donate money to charities. But it’s only for the publicity. Once the attention is off of him, he’ll fail to follow through in the actual giving money to charities part.
You’d still lose.
Trump (speaking with a full mouth): “And for another million, you can get them back!”
http://www.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.4149324.1351111429!/httpImage/image.jpg
A well punctured balloon.
This is an outrageous falsehood.
Colbert’s offer was that he dip his balls in Trump’s mouth, not put them in there. BUT. BUT. (he said), the dipping must be to his satisfaction (and more importantly) to his ball’s satisfaction.
Clearly, “dipping” is funnier than “putting”.
NitpicK – I think that should be “balls’s” – presumably both need to be satisfied.
Balls’ actually.
My balls salute your correction.
balls’
You had an extraneous capital B.
I win the thread!
His sentence was properly capitalized. You lose one ball.
It was not a sentence. It was lacking a verb. I demand tribute of one ball.