Donald Trump's big Obama announcement

This demand is nuts.

Or at least half nuts.

You know who ELSE only had one ball?

Well, yeah, but its a Mormon thing, along with the sacred underwear.

Yeah, Lance Armstrong. John Kruk, too, come to think of it.

Darn you people to Heck, now I have a variant of this rattling around in my brain pan:Colbert has only got one ball,
Donald has two but very small . . .

And thus the Goebbels-Coulter connection.

It sounds so much more innocent when Kermit is singing about it.

Egads, Trump is such a pathetic pile.

Okay, I have watched the last couple of seasons of Celebrity Apprentice. I have gotten sucked in, and caught up in the drama and tension and nastiness and Trumpiness. But Trump has steadily been getting more annoying. When I started, all I knew about him was his PR - he’s that ultra-rich businessman who is really smart. Then I watched the show, and discovered that he’s really a blowhard with a huge ego and a thin skin. Then I saw links from here to news articles on how he really isn’t that great a businessman, he’s had more failures than successes. He’s found ways to escape his debts, usually by being such a recalcitrant obstructionist that his debtors give up so they don’t have to deal with him any more.

And then he started all the birther shit. And kept at it. And now is still at it.

Sigh Okay, my big October Surprise announcement - I have decided I will not watch Celebrity Apprentice anymore. I’m tired of supporting this clown and contributing to the impression that he’s worthy of attention. He’s not.

Now, if I can just keep this resolution.

Agreed.

We could start a support group. You know, if you feel the uncontrollable urge to set the DVR you call me and I talk you down. And vice versa. :smiley:

This is the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a week :smiley:

I think it’s on opposite Downton Abbey. Watch that instead.

He can’t give more than $2,300 to the campaign.

Reports from the UK indicate that the Earl will continue to become more of an upper-class blowhard in the new series. But at least he’s got better hair…

So what happens when the next billionaire comes along who wants Obama to do something humiliating?

He’ll be asked to run for POTUS in 2016, of course.

My wife’s observation about all this: you look around and see so many good and decent people, struggling to make a go of it and keep their heads above water. And here there’s a completely empty blowhard like Trump and look how successful he’s been. Sad, but that’s life.

[What you write about his business career is true, and you also left out the fact that his father was a very wealthy real estate tycoon - The Donald is not a self-made man. Still it’s hard to argue that he has not had some measure of professional success in life.]

One of them is over seven feet tall.

I think it’s honorable that she’s trying to do something. Are we aware of precisely what it is Donald Trump is suffering from?

Ooh, are they making a sequel to Love Actually?
Or would it be a prequel?

I’m not really sure but my best guess would be mange. I wish one of his kids would do the humane thing and have him put down.

Money pays for awfully good advice…