Donations coming in spurts for rape victim.
Veterinary Medical Breakthrough Licks Doberman Leg Sores
Victims Familes Crushed By News of Parking Garage Collapse
Boating Disaster Victims Were Given Stern Warning, Says Coast Guard
Avalanche Investigation Snowed Under, Say Authorities
Elevator Deaths On The Rise
Suspect in Suffocation Case Has Air-Tight Alibi, Say Police
Parking Garage Murder Case Stalled.
I once read an autobiography in which the author mentioned reading about a zoo that was planning to build a new exhibit for their platypus family. It was to be next to the panda exhibit.
The headline?
“New Platypusery to Rise by Pandamonium”
The headline in the op has been changed to “Donations grow for family of drowning victims”.
Liposuction Procedures Hit Rock Bottom
Circus Negotiations Intense
Vasectomy Clinic Suffers Minor Cuts
Gucci Luggage Takeover In The Bag
Ben & Jerry’s Assets Frozen
“Armed robbery case held up in lower Supreme Court”
“Chicago shooter gunning for speedy trial”
“Hostage victim’s case tied up in appellate court”
Hardened criminals loot Viagra warehouse.
Accompanying article:
DA Accused of Being Soft on Crime.
…which brings me to:
Censors Soft on Porn
“Zimmerman legal donation web page gets niggardly response”
Mets Win At Cancer Benefit
Hospital’s report the number of oral std’s are going down.
occupational study find’s farmer’s are outstanding in their field
Accidental Amputee’s Case Has Legs
Obesity Research Reaps Fat Donations
Sleep On Dangerous Insomnia Treatment
From The Health Page:
Tooth Beats Friction: The Facts Behind Fellatio
From The High School Sports Page:
Karma Runs Over Dogma: Buddhists Defeat Catholics in Basketball Shootout 96 over 69
Is Lisping A Serious Problem? Scientists Can’t Say
Financial Reports Reveal Carmine Dye Company Is In The Red
**New Beer Company Ad Campaign Seeks to Broaden the Base of Consumers
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Regards,
Shodan
Defendant Charged with Credit Card Fraud
13% Jump in Suicides From Golden Gate Bridge
Paraplegic Murder Witness Takes Stand
Bird Flu lands high flying research grant.
Fundraising for child raised wolves is a howling success.
Suffocation Trial Results in Hung Jury