I’m guessing they don’t get any charity panhandlers in Kalamazoo. (Or LaRouchites, political pamphleteers, Jehovah’s Witnesses or people with petitions.) Either they never showed up, or they all fled in panic after the cops left a trail of dead Greenpeace canvassers down the street.
I mean, if a guy thinks “Have you seen the stampede?” is a possible prelude to assault, what would he make of the ACLU fundraisers who have more than once approached me with the words “Got a minute for gay rights?”
Book us a few rooms at the Del. We’ll be right there. Eh.
From rape? Hell yeah!
Where the hell is Caracas? Alberta, Maine, Vermont?
You’re from a smalltown aren’t you? 
It’s a joke, son. Vancouver is hilly and crowded, but not that hilly and crowded.
How do they get their mail? 
WW sounds a little bit timid, and not very streetwise.
Personally I don’t think that he should be walking around on his own, let alone with a gun, and definitely not as a police officer.
You should not be permitted to carry a gun or be employed as a police officer, for you have one hell of an anger management problem: I may actually go insane with anger - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board
Word.
Once again, Muffin has nailed it in one.