So the restaurant owners are homophonophobic?
The only problem with that theory is that virtually all Thai restaurants here are run and staffed by … wait for it! … Thais. My guess is that the companion elided the two words into something more like guydog which was parsed by the ESL staff accordingly.
Well, the dog IS going around naked in public in a harness, with a leather collar and accompanied by his Master. Obviously he’s into bondage and discipline at the very least.
There’s an “out back” joke in here somewhere, but damned if I can find it.
And we are all grateful for that.
Tris
My impression is that they weren’t rejecting the dog, but these seemingly barbaric owners. Thus the “ordinary pet that had been desexed” comment.
I’m just imagining the shocked horror on the faces of the owners: “I don’t even know how those monsters would go about such a procedure, but they sure as hell aren’t eating here!”
The only way this scenario makes sense to me is if Larry David was involved in it somehow.
Was the dog wearing a black leather studded harness?
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The restaurant’s owners said a misunderstanding had arisen between Jolly’s female companion and a waiter who understood the woman “to be saying she wanted to bring a gay dog into the restaurant”.
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I cracked up laughing at this part. Who plots to bring gay dogs into restaurants?
Yeah, you take gay dogs to the theater.
If he tried to bring it into a Mississippi highschool prom they would have canceled the prom.