…I voted for Gandalf.
I can’t blame you, you voted for…?
(No, not who you really voted for, see above.)
Kodos, obviously.
You mean Dale Gribble wasn’t a legitimate write-in choice?
David Palmer.
He’s just cool.
I voted for Dave Berry.
Mega Man.
I’m serious. I wrote him in where Republicans were running unopposed.
It may be an old joke, but Cthulhu. 
Elvis.
Royalist party. Let’s reestablish the dynasty of Emperor Joshua Norton!
I’ve been writing in Frank Zappa for years now…
Pooh Bear
For obvious reasons.
I voted for Josiah “Jed” Bartlet. But not the current Bartlet, the one written by Sorkin. Sure, he’s flawed, but who isn’t. And he gives great speech.
Guller.
(He’s a guy in NY, running for the Senate, whose platform was to eliminate beer tax/liquor tax, as it effects middle-class Americans most.)
Or maybe Aragorn.
Ben Roethlisberger.
I’m currently working on a grassroots campaign to amend the Constitution so that Big Ben can be President in '08.
Jon Stewart
he should shake up the hill 
Following the OP’s lead…
Aragorn! C’mon, he’s the King.
Spike.
He’d sink his teeth right into everything that’s wrong with this country! Plus, you know, he’s hot.
Eowyn.
'Cause even on mythological write-ins, all y’all picked guys. :wally
Umm…
You got examined Cthulhu closely enough to determine gender? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Nope, but apparently these folks did: