There’s a fucking reason I don’t answer your calls. Good lord. How do you think you’re going to help your case by tricking me into talking to you?
What part of “don’t ever call me or text me for any reason” did you not understand? I made it overwhelmingly clear in BOTH OF YOUR LANGUAGES!
Holy shit!
Yes. I never answer any phone call that comes in as “WITHHELD” on my cell. Funny enough, said calls never leave a message, either.
I’m probably spitting in the wind here, but can we please get rid of the term “asshat”. It wasn’t all that clever to begin with.
you know, offering some alternatives would undoubtedly greatly expedite the death of “asshat” as a phrase.
as you did not offer any, allow me:
shitlips: you fucking ignorant shitlips - you can smile and make nice all you want, but you know what? you might say it’s chocolate pudding, but it smells like shit to me.
colonic fez: if you werent such a greasily colonic fez, you would have read the directions properly the first time!
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donkey thong**: nice going, donkey thong, now we’re late AND we smell like turned cheese.
smegmodic turd: if i had known you were suck a fucking smegmodic turd with absolutely no concept of personal hygiene and lacking the good sense god gave a pile of dirt, i would never have moved in in the first place.
dicktick: and you cant even FIND your penis because it blends so well into your crab infested thatch of stuff that looks like you pulled it out of the shower drain - last time you tried jerking off you missed your dick and pleasured a handful of pubic lice, and you’re such a fucking enemetic dicktick you didnt even know the difference.
i apologize for the lack of feeling - i’m not feeling the hate right now, but i am feeling helpful, which is why i offered up this list. none of these have quite the panache as “asshat,” but with time they could become part of your regularly scheduled pittings.
your welcome in advance,
love
yams!!
I’ve always been fond of ‘fucknugget’.
I especially love it when people call you with a masked number get pissed that you didn’t answer the phone.
My answering machine on my cell phone:
“Hi, I can’t take your call right now because I’m avoiding someone. If I don’t call you back, then it’s probably you.”
I suggest “Fuckhead_who_refuses_to_capitalize_words_because_they_think_it’s_cool.”
Can I add criticism of people who phone you, get the answerphone, don’t leave a message, then complain you didn’t call them back! :smack: 
I like “cockmonger”. Can we use that?
There are a few folks I know who occasionally have to use phones in places which automatically mask their number. I find it at least as useful, if I am not busy, to just answer, and hang up if it isn’t someone calling from jail to get me post bail for them. I have never had any difficulty in hanging up, in the middle of a sentence from someone I don’t already know, if they decided I wanted to hear their line of bullshit.
Of course, I don’t get a dozen calls a month, so what the heck.
Tris
I have a very simple system. The only reason I have a landline is for the DSL, the satellite dish, and the occasional local call. Thus, I have turned the ringer off. If you want to talk to me, you’d better call my cell phone. And I don’t answer that unless I know who it is that is calling, which pretty much means you’re already in my address book.
If it’s important, use email.
I’ve always been particularly fond of assface.
And, yes, I ignore blocked calls too.
Vonage allows me to block calls that do not let me see the phone number. It tells them quite nicely why their call won’t go through.
Oh, minor rant.
What the hell is up with the people who have the service on the phone that makes you, the caller, identify yourself verbally, then patches through the call. There’s like a 3 minute speech on why and how to identify yourself, then another 30-60sec to transfer that info, then more time waiting for them to answer. It’s fucking stupid and I hate it. I do not need to be run through 4 minute waits to see if you are even going to answer your phone.
GROW A PAIR AND ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE. LEARN HOW TO HANG UP ON PEOPLE.
And get rid of the idiotic 3 minute voice mail speech. No one cares, really.
(Yes, I spend about 4,000-5,000 minutes every month on the phone, why do you ask?)
ETA- Didn’t realize I was in the pit—
I hate all you self important fuckers and your passive aggressive phone issues.
Fuck you all with a fistful of rusty barb wire.
There is nothing passive aggresive about people who hate unsolicited phone calls. We are 100% aggresive. 
BTW: What kind of shitty job do you have that you spend “4,000-5,000 minutes every month on the phone”?
Jim
I hope for her sake that she doesn’t say telemarketer. I can think of easier ways to commit suicide.
Nah, a real aggresive actually picks up the phone and tells the caller to piss off. She was right.
I have only ever known this service to work on incoming calls with blocked or unavailable ID.
Does this happen when you call your acquaintances, or are these unsolicited business calls?
I don’t know if you’re a telemarketer, but if you are, why would I “learn how” to waste 30 seconds of my time picking up and hanging up on you in order to save you 3-4 minutes of work which you’re being paid for?
I’m with the folks here who say they never answer the phone unless they know who it is. But the OP is Pitting something even worse than that-- someone who purposely blocks the phone number so you won’t know who it is. That’s beyond stupid, and getting into stalker/scary territory.
And yeah, if I do know you, and you don’t block your number, don’t expect a returned phone call if you don’t leave a message. How hard is it say “please call me back when you can”.
hey Turek, did you know that the letters of your user-name can be re-arranged to form a phonetic anagram of the word “cretin”?
love
yams!!