Don't Come Crying To Me When You Need Someone Who Speaks Elvish

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Don’t Come Crying To Me When You Need Someone Who Speaks Elvish

Just don’t!

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All I have to say is that in my bourgeoisie opinion, that man is quite odd looking.

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Isn’t that the same guy who castigated a friend for getting married during the Prisoner Marathon?

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paging Quagdop the Mercotan, you’re needed in this thread, stat

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I still think the Onion was stretching my willing suspension of disbelief when they suggested that someone would actually have the nerve to get married during a Prisoner marathon.

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…And also the same guy who did the thing about Green Lantern? The tone of the piece seemed a bit “recycled”.

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Well, he’s a regular columnist now. Personally, I think it’s all brilliant. Especially since I know a guy who is basically a less erudite version of this guy. But don’t we all?

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I misread this as “Someone who speaks Elvis”. Which, frankly I think would be a pretty cool ability. Uh-uh-huh.

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The titles of his columns are getting a bit stretched, but his first one, “Wait Until I Impress Her With My Knowledge of Monty Python and the Holy Grail” was classic.

I hope the next column reveals him to be a They Might Be Giants fan.

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Ahh, yes, saw this one…the concept is cool, though it does seem as if I’ve seen the same thing before, e.g. in his other columns.

And regarding Elvis: my dad, the first time he read LOTR, mis-read a line in The Two Towers as (paraphrased) “This is a strange sight: a man, a dwarf and an elf, all clad in Elvis gear.” We all fell about laughing hysterically at the thought of Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli all dressed in white sequinned jumpsuits…

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I loved his column about dressing his dog up as Boba Fett.