I agree with Mangetout. The food looks terrible. Nothing appealing about it at all.
I love burgers. I always have and I always will. But those aren’t burgers. They are slop.
Oatman Diner, in Kawagoe, on the other hand. drools
It’s written in foreign - can you tell us what’s so great about it? Oh, never mind, the pics have just loaded - I see what you’re saying. 
Yeah, sorry about all the Mexicanese. But I figured the pictures would be enough. And the top menu is in English, so that works. 
The avocado and cheddar burger is amazing. I can only eat half of one, though, so I’ll need somebody to go with me next time.
It reminds me of this movie, where a group of men decide to commit suicide by overeating, in the company of some prostitutes.
ETA : I don’t recommend it
I’m fat as hell - I might qualify for the free meal - but I have to agree with the majority of posters. The burgers don’t look that good. Give me a nice In-N-Out Double-Double, animal-style (or two) and some Animal-style fries. How did Mangetout describe the burger? “A tall pile of vomit?” That’s about what it looks like. And lard-coated buns? The honeybaked hell is that for?
Joe
I have to wonder what would be the result of that lawsuit. There’s no legal waiver the patrons sign, but the guy makes no effort to hide the fact that his stuff is unhealthy as hell, and even uses it as his prime selling point. “The customer knew what he was getting into” makes sense to me, but there’s a certain legal history of “You offered this unhealthy product and people got sick/injured from it, so you have to pay.”
The food does look pretty unappetizing, although I applaud the idea of a serve-yourself fry bar. Calories for calories’ sake is disgusting. I’m not necessarily opposed to high-calorie meals, but that better be a byproduct of it being fantastic food.
At least two Kroger supermarkets here in the Cincinnati area sell those Cokes. Not surprisingly, they’re expensive (like $2 for an 8 ounce bottle).
What exactly happens when one of those overweight piles of lard goes down with a heart attack right in the middle of the floor next to the Fry Bar?
They might want to reconsider their marketing… And name.
On edit… I see that Muffin said that already… I must’ve just skipped over that post by accident.
Another one with Mangetout–the burgers look disgusting. I’m thinking that this guy in particular must have pissed off the short-order cook. He should turn the burger around.
Daniel
I think (hope?) that’s egg. 
I get the concept, but burgers are the wrong vehicle. If I’m going to kill myself with 8000 calories, I want cuisine that’s equally pricey. Adding more half pound patties to a burger don’t actually make a burger better. Obviously the reporter felt the same way since he ate the quadruple bypass one patty at a time. Throw in some bacon, alfredo sauce, fried cheese, steak, beer, tar tar, genuine barbeque, and ice cream sunday and I’d be much happier to shorten my life by a week or so.
In the quest to fight my own ignorance I decided to stop by and check it out. The double was fine as burgers go and the fries were excellent. I hate a limp fry and these were perfect.
If you want to try something similar in height In-N-Out burger has a 4X4 which is as the name implies 4 patties and 4 cheese slices. It is not the the standard menu but is available if you ask.
You don’t recommend the movie? Or you don’t recommend eating yourself to death?
You’re still alive then? Were the waitresses as hot as they appeared in the video? I can’t understand why they don’t have some seriously buff male nurses too to appeal to the female demographic.
Maybe they’ve just not taken the ironic anti-advertising far enough. Why not “Our burgers look just as good when you’re hurling them down the pan as they do on the plate!”. “Try our bukkake burger! - You really can’t tell if the cook jerked off all over it! now with added STDs!”
For two reasons, the first of which is that most women really don’t eat that way. Even the heaviest of us would be hard pressed to sit down to 6,000 calories in a single meal. The second of which is that the women who do eat that way are much more likely to order a bunch of pizzas for delivery or cook a lot at home so as to avoid the embarrassment of eating in an establishment that is designed to draw attention to your fat ass. I seriously doubt they have very many female customers or that hot waiters would make much of a difference.
Point taken. Also (thinking about it) a ripped guy in a skimpy top would probably make you feel guilty about eating that kind of food which isn’t what they want.
But it’d be just about the only thing that would get me to go into the place.
ETA: Yes, how hot the waiter is helps me determine which restaurant I go to. I’m not ashamed of that. Much, anyway.
Blech. No.
The way the burger and all the greasy, melty toppings look like they’re sliding off of the bun in a festering pool of moist sludge… And what the hell is that white shit?
Continuing the Mexican Coke hijack, does anyone know where I can find some in the Boston area?