“Rat Lungworm Disease?” They’re just making shit up, I swear.
Oh, and this is why you always thoroughly boil your slugs before consuming.
It’s never lupus.
Except for that one time it actually was lupus =)
Slug racing? A bit boring without the slugs.
(although truth be told, snail racing is cuter and they’re easier to line up at the start, because you can pick them up by the shells)
And you can paint them pretty colors, I bet.
I’ll try:
During a home invasion, my odds of successfully defending myself with a handgun I randomly pulled out of a kitchen drawer would be improved by simply leaving out the slugs.
The slime residue takes forever to fully wash out of your mouth.
Blurgh!
I have proof that slugs can kill! I knew a girl scout who was climbing up the side of a mountain and accidentally put her hand on a slug. She almost fell back down the mountain!
So this shows that not only are slugs deadly, but they have it in for girl scouts.
I remember reading about a similar thing in Australia in the 80’s (I think). Some guy who was drunk ate two (two mind you) slugs for a dare and ended up with meningitis. I always hated them but that made me declare war on them.
So, by eating a slug you get a rat worm? Damn they are devious little bastards.
My wife used to work with a blind guy. Wasn’t born that way, ate a slug on a dare and ended up blind. What a dumb-ass.
We used to call him “Sluggo”.
I have a friend called “Sluggo”, but he’s not blind, he’s just slow.