Don't Flush After Dark!

[BrotherCadfael]

@Master Wang-Ka

…light switch? Noisy light switch? (envisions this huge steel Y-switch, like Dr. Frankenstein habitually used to charge up Boris Karloff, or like the ones executioners always used on old gangster movies, when they’re about to strap James Cagney into the electric chair…)

Dr. Frankenstein: “Throw the third switch!”

Igor: “Not the THIRD switch, master!”

Dr. Frankenstein: “Throw it!”

Igor (shrugs): “OK”

Electrical panel explodes

Dr. Frankenstein: “Damn your eyes!”

Igor (looking popeyed at camera): “Too late!”

[sperfur]

@lieu

One could probably take a sucessful durf while wearing night vision goggles until you looked down and saw green poop. Then I think the scream would pretty much defeat the initial quest of the stealthy poot.

Heh heh - got me a new sig line…

[Exgineer]

@Zebra

What have the English done to light switches that makes them so loud?

The just had to go and replace their perfectly good steam driven light switches with those obnoxious, clanky, exhaust-spewing diesel models

[picunurse]

@The Devil's Grandmother

Maybe she’s the woman who used to live downstairs from me who complained about the excessive noise my cat made as he ran from room to room.

Hummmm, I had the same downstairs neighbor. She once asked me if I had a Great Dane. Said it sounded like horses running around.
In reality it was three 10 week old kittens.

[Marsie]

Okey, dokey. I can die happy. Surely now I’ve heard it all.

[Eats_Crayons]

@picunurse

Hummmm, I had the same downstairs neighbor. She once asked me if I had a Great Dane. Said it sounded like horses running around.
In reality it was three 10 week old kittens.

That’s why at my house, when they start running back and forth, it’s called “Elephant Races.”

[BoBettie]

I wonder if it was one of those push button old style light switches- anyone know what I mean? My gramma used to have them, and you could hear them loudly from floor to floor, like a loud SNAP. Weird, though.