My brother has just moved to New Zealand as part of an exchange between the New Zealand Army and the British Army. He is going to be there for some 2 years, and is expecting (with some justification from what I hear about the place) to have the time of his life.
He arrived there about 2 weeks ago, and a couple of days after arriving was taken out on the town by some of his new colleagues.
Now remember, my brother has been in this country, which is on the opposite side of the world from where he has lived all his life, for 2 or 3 days at most.
He is in a bar in this city (Palmerston North for those who are interested) and he sees a girl that he recognises! He can’t remember where from though, and it is bugging him so much that eventually he goes up to her.
“Excuse me, I don’t mean this to sound like a really cheesy chat up line, but I know your face from somewhere, but I just can’t remember where…”
She was a porn star.