Remember … only YOU can prevent florist friars.
I think you’ve raised a thorny issue, but that joke was no American Beauty. I think we should probably try to stme this now, nip it in the bud, so to speak.
Well, sure, but where do you draw the line? Is it all right to buy fish and chips from the fish friar and the chip monk?
Next on Fox TV ----- When good moderators go bad.
And those monks should also stay away from runways:
Out of the flying plan, and into the friar.
Oh, brother.
Don’t try to help their bosses, either. It’s a crime to aid an abbot. You can let the sisters go, though. Remember, nuns shall pass.
::giggling insanely::
Yes, I am a lover of puns. Unfortunately, right now I lack the wit to make my own. Good job, people!
This is, of course, why Cartoon Cannibals refuse to boil Franciscan missionaries in those big cast-iron pots – they’re friars!
I’m trying to come up with a rose pun, but I’m too bushed. Probably stems from over-exertion. Still, I’ll agree with the OP; monks shouldn’t be petal pushers. That would be a-pollen.
Euty is Dominican?!!!
The latest “wildings” going on in So. Calif? Gangs of youths are going around sprinkling sodium chloride on automoblie electrical components.
Yeah, they’re being charged with assault and battery!
thank you thank you I’ll be here all week! And don’t forget to tip your waitstaff!
And all those vandals you hear about?
They’re being encouraged by evandalists!
You can’t blame the youths, it goes back to the OP. It’s the florist friars. Those damn petal-files.
Friar to this thread, I was living a happy life, not having to think about those monkey petal-pushers…
Huh? 'Splain please…
Meanwhile, what would be an appropriate punishment for flower-selling monks? Personally I favor having them pistel-whipped.
Inside Roman Catholic joke.
OP is the initials Dominicans put after their names (Order of the Preacher)…much the Jesuits put SJ after their name (Society of Jesus).
They’re pretty tough. Do you have the stamen-a to carry it out?
You may purchase chips from the chip monk as long as he is a member of a Lays brotherhood.
Hmmm, maybe if I leaf this thread alone it won’t blossom anew.
Naahh, I gotta tell this one:
I was enjoying dinner with some friends the other night - fish and chips as it happens - and one asked for some utensils and seasoning for her food. When I proceeded to pass her a knife and the salt shaker she accused me of a salt with a deadly weapon.