Don't mess with my homegirls!

[Johnny_L.A]

From my alma mater:

QUARTZ HILL, Calif. - Don’t mess with a marching band girl, especially one armed with a baton.

A 17-year-old high school marching band student beat up two assailants who tried to mug her as she walked to school in this high desert community about 40 miles north of Los Angeles, sheriff’s officials said Tuesday.

The girl punched one of the men in the nose, kicked the other in the groin and beat both with her large baton before she ran away on Friday morning, officials said.

Dudes! You got beaten up by a girl! Two of you!

[Rigamarole]

This wasn’t just any girl, though. It was a girl with a large baton.

[Todderbob]

Kicking ass and taking names, and whatnot.