Don't put a Ball Sack on your car! It looks stupid and makes you look like a Prick!

The BBQ Pit
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I was driving around the other day and I pulled up behind a late model ford Mustang…it had a nice paint job, and I was admiring the chrome job it had. I glanced at the license plate (Kansas) it said [2TUF4U] and then at the trim around the license plate, it read “Millionaire trainee”. Then I made the unfortunate mistake of looking just below the license plate. There, hanging in all it’s sad, dumbass leisure was a big pair of Car Balls .

:smack: :wally :rolleyes: :confused: :smack:

Fucking dumb if you ask me.

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That is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in ages.

I am going to put a big nutsack on the back of the N train.

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I disagree. I quite like that idea. Tells me in no uncertain terms what I’m dealing with. In fact, I think it should be required equipment for every dickhead behind the wheel, regardless of actual gender.

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we had a neighbor up the street who did this to both of his cars. I had to laugh everytime I saw him. He had them on for about 6 months—then they were gone. I figured he finally realized ‘why’ he wasn’t getting any dates! What a :wally

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Whoa… :: wayne’s world wavy hands and music ::

I was just driving home, getting off the freeway, when I noticed something hanging from the back of a truck. “Whoa…those, uh, sorta look like…nuts.” I thought there was no way that, that was correct— I guess I was wrong!

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At least those big boobs that you sometimes see on the front of Trackers protect the bumpers a bit.

They should really just cut to the chase and tack nice shiny assholes on them, though.

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I expect a lot of “feet” with stiletto heels hanging beneath the grills of so-called “chick cars” any day now.

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Like Boxters?

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More car balls

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I mean Boxters?

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OK, flesh collored balls are bad enough, but hanging blue balls off of your vehicle (when you scroll down) is so pathetic I got nothing else…

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I got behind a pair of those on a pickup truck once, which was disturbing enough…
…and then I realized that the owner (or someone else[!]) had drawn a happy face on them.

:eek:

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Does anybody else remember those cars where the filler for the gas tank is behind the license plate?

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Yep Bonneville had them in the early 80’s.

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car balls :rolleyes:

where can I buy them? :smiley:

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Wow-that’s quite a lot of overcompensation.

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Is anybody going to combine these two features? 'Cause, you know, I’m just not ready for that image.

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In my younger, more foolish days, I would have been tempted to stealthily replace car balls with rubber vaginas.

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That’s a rather… unusual… sight, I mean in the OP-linked photo that the right one is hanging lower than the left.

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And someone came up with the idea to sell these, and people think it’s a good idea to buy them.
That’s it, I definitely have no entrepeneurial understanding whatsoever. I’m staying public-sector the rest of my life…