Are you kidding? If you’re actually going to get these things and put them on your vehicle, the *only *color to choose is blue. Really.
Were you tempted to bat at them with your paws?
Could be worse… could be a “fruit basket”.
I was riding behind a pickup truck with a trailer hitch awhile back and noticed a similar item hanging from the hitch. It was not at all realistic looking…in fact, it was yellow and appeared to have a function (at the time I never thought someone whould actually hang something like that from their vehicle trailer hitch). Is there a similar item that actually DOES have a function?
They be better suited dangling below the 6.
You’re asking if there’s a piece of machinery that hangs down from the back of pick-ups that looks like a large pair of yellow nuts?
You could just get a plain metal endcap to put over the trailer hitch when not in use, but that’s apparently not ballsy enough for some people.
Oddly, I saw some rubber nuts on a truck with a trailer hitch, but they were hanging underneath and not covering the hitch at all.
As simple-minded as it sounds, yes. What I saw was very smooth…not at all realistic. I recall wondering at the time, “What does that thing do and why does it look like balls and a penis?”
Wouldn’t once be enough? Or is the daughter in question not bright enough to remember and has to be told her shoes go on her feet every day, too?
Where kin I get me some that gots hair on 'em?
You don’t have much to do with toddlers, do you?
What the fuck was that, Homebrew?
You’ve always seemed decent enough so I’m trying to interpret this as something other than an undeserved slight on my family or a proposal that kids be exposed to lewd material. Seriously, where in the hell did this come from?
I always thought the tailor was asking which side your wang hangs to. . .not which nut hangs lower.
lieu, I think he was just making a crack like, “I’d think once would be enough in explaining a scrotum hanging from a truck.”
And then threw in the, “unless she’s a slack jawed yokel” bit for a laugh.
I think he was just riffing on your phrasing of “how many times do you want to explain. . .” not actually calling your daughter a moron.
I have much experience with my jokes being taken the wrong way.
Trunk got it in one. Sorry, didn’t intend to offend. Do you have to explain about the bull’s balls every time she sees those also? It seems the same thing to me.
Cool, thanks.
I’ve never had to explain. It was a hypothetical. While I’m assuming one explanation would be adequate, a reasonable modicum of disgression on people’s part would render even that unnecessary.