Who’s going to be the first to stop using deoderant. I’m married so it does me no good, but for all you single guys out there don’t say I never gave you anything.
So smelling nice may mean less chicks. Brewing up some good armpit stench may help you get women. How very interesting. How wrong we all were. If only I had known this in high school and college I could have had a lot more fun. Maybe that’s how all those smelly european guys we knew in college got all the women.
If word gets out that I leaked this info some of the deoderant companies may order a hit on me. Well gotta go so I can move my computer away from the window.