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[Isosleepy]

(1 point) Finish this line: “Say hello to my little …”
(1 point) What movie is that from?
(1 point) You are male. You are in a public rest-room with three urinals. The middle urinal is in use. Where do you pee?
(2 points) " To serve Man" : what kind of book is it?

[cmyk]

@Malacandra

2. (unanswered) --It’s the active ingredient in a typical bleach.

DOH! I meant to answer that too! FWIW, I was going to answer Liquid Plumber (or Drano)

Moving on…

[cmyk]

@matt_mcl

Difficulty level 2: What is the capital of Canada?
Difficulty level 1: Name any three other Canadian cities.
Difficulty level 4: Who was King of the United Kingdom (and Canada, for that matter) before Elizabeth II?

1. Ottawa

2. Toronto, Windsor, London

3. Ouch. Henry is always a good kingly name.

[cmyk]

@essell

Name the aircraft refered to above which the Wright brother flew on their famous flight. (2)
Name the aircraft which dropped the first atomic bomb on Japan(3)
Name the two men other than Armstrong who went on the Apollo 11 Mission (1)
What brand of beer does Homer Simpson favor? (1)
Name the three varieties of this beer (2)

1. Wow. Never gave that any thought. No idea.

2. Enola Gay.

3. Buzz Aldrin. John something?

4. Duff

5. Regular, Light, and Non-Alc? (so sorry Simpsons Fans!)

[cmyk]

@Least Original User Name Ever

How many is a baker’s dozen? (1)
Who played Lt. Frank Drebin in the Naked Gun movies? (1)
Name 5 of the 12 apostles in the Catholic faith. (2)
Which American patriot said “Give me liberty or give me death”? (2)
What Russian country also shares its name with an American state? (3)
Name 3 countries in Central America. (3)

2. Leslie Nealson

3. Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Thomas, Judas, Peter, Paul… s’all I got. Ugh.

4. Paul Revere?

5. Wow. Umm… WAG: Alaska (due to proximity)

6. Mexico, Panama, Cuba?

[cmyk]

@Least Original User Name Ever

Who was the last person to hit .400 in a season?
Who ended his career with 715 home runs?
Who ended his career with 755 home runs?
Who holds the record for hits in MLB history?

All one point.

You should have learned your lesson from previous answers… brace yourself for negative scoreage!

1. Sosa?

2. No Idea.

3. No Idea.

4. Mcguire?

OUCH!

p.s. 5-4-Fighthing, you are correct… the idea is to NOT stump me. Do you score points for my correct answers. Good Luck!

[cmyk]

@No Me Ayudes Compadre

1. Mesopotamia was bound by what two rivers? (1 point)

2. What country was the Statue of Liberty created in? (1 point)

3. Curaçao is a protectorate of what nation? (2 points)

4. Who was the original planner of Washington, D.C.? (2 points)

5. One of the following was born in Austria: Helmut Jahn, Wolfgang Puck, Gerhard Schröder. Which? (3 points)

6. What business is Adnan Khashoggi in? (3 points)

1. No Clue.

2. France.

3. Embarrassing guess: Spain.

4. Puck.

5. No idea!

[MadTheSwine]

1 Pointers

Who is Paris Hilton’s sister?

What color was the Science & Nature category in the original Trivial Pursuit game?

According to song,“Where does My Bonnie Lie”?
2 Pointers

What city is the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame located in?

How many points is the highest scoring hand in Cribbage worth?

What color is the 4-ball in a standard set of pool balls?

3 Pointers

What was Freddie Mercury’s last name at birth?

What tiles are worth 3 points in Scrabble?

Who is Jennyanydots?

[cmyk]

@Puzzler

1 pointers

1.1 How many movies were filmed by Monty Pythons?
1.2 Name the solar system’s planets
1.3 What is more common on the surface of Earth: water or land?

2 pointers

2.1 Name the TV show by one of the Monty Pythons’ members featuring a character named Manual.
2.2 Define Astronomical Unit (AU)
2.3 Name the lowest and highest land points on Earth

3 pointers

3.1 How many episodes in Monty Pythons’ TV show?
3.2 What are the recently defined characteristics required in order to define a celestial body as planet?
3.3 What is the distance between a degree of latitude?

1.1) 3?

1.2) In Order out from the Sun: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. (so long Pluto… for we barely knew ye!)

1.3) Water, by a factor of 70% I believe.

2.1) No Idea.

2.2) 1 AU = The mean distance between the Earth and the Sun (approx. 93 Million miles).

2.3) Lowest = the Marianas Trench; Highest = Mt. Everest.

3.1) No Clue, But I’ll take a guess: 64?

3.2) Oof. I didn’t really pay attention to this one when Pluto was on the cutting board, But I’ll go with my personal favorite: A Body whose mass/gravity creates strong enough tidal forces to maintain a spherical shape. Has to orbit the Central star system. Tastes Like chicken.

3.3) Are we talking on earth? pulls out a calcualtor Circumfrence of earth = 25,000 Miles ÷ 360º = roughly 70 miles? (winces).

[cmyk]

@Isosleepy

(1 point) Finish this line: “Say hello to my little …”
(1 point) What movie is that from?
(1 point) You are male. You are in a public rest-room with three urinals. The middle urinal is in use. Where do you pee?
(2 points) " To serve Man" : what kind of book is it?

1. “…to mah little friend!”

2. Scarface?

3. The Stall, if vacant. If not, Keep yer head down, don’t make eye contact or any vocalization and take the one to his right.

4. Hmm. Got me there. Are you looking for “Fiction”? (but I don’t really know).

[matt_mcl]

3. George VI (her father).

[cmyk]

@MadTheSwine

1 Pointers

Who is Paris Hilton’s sister?

What color was the Science & Nature category in the original Trivial Pursuit game?

According to song,“Where does My Bonnie Lie”?
2 Pointers

What city is the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame located in?

How many points is the highest scoring hand in Cribbage worth?

What color is the 4-ball in a standard set of pool balls?

3 Pointers

What was Freddie Mercury’s last name at birth?

What tiles are worth 3 points in Scrabble?

Who is Jennyanydots?

1. Crap, I can’t remember. Must have filed that under “who gives a shit”.

2. Green!

3. Over the ocean. Or the sea… take your pick.

4. Cleveland? (please don’t be Cincinnati)

5. Not a clue… guessing: 12?

6. Dark Green?

7. Huh. Never knew… but maybe it’s a trick! Mercury?

8. oooh… Q, X & Z???

9. No one I know.

[cmyk]

@matt_mcl

3. George VI (her father).

Does that mean I got your first two correct?

Don’t forget to tally your scores everyone!

[fachverwirrt]

@Malacandra

[ol]
[li]What is the first step to take in treating a victim of electrocution? (1)[/li][/ol]

I’m gonna get all nitpicky and point out that electrocution is death by electricity (portmanteau of electricity + execution), so there’s not much helping the victim.

What was the last state admitted to the US? (1)

How many US presidents have been impeached? (2)
What were their names? (2)
What is the capital of New Hampshire? (2)

What is the boiling point of water in kelvins (at sea level)? (3)

[cmyk]

@fachverwirrt

I’m gonna get all nitpicky and point out that electrocution is death by electricity (portmanteau of electricity + execution), so there’s not much helping the victim.

What was the last state admitted to the US? (1)

How many US presidents have been impeached? (2)
What were their names? (2)
What is the capital of New Hampshire? (2)

What is the boiling point of water in kelvins (at sea level)? (3)

1. Hawaii?

2. 2?

3. Nixon and… shit.

4. Why am I really regretting not paying attention to that day in 3rd grade?

5. WOW! Umm… absolute zero is something like -480º C or there abouts? So, 480º(ish) Kelvin?

[MadTheSwine]

@cmyk

1. Crap, I can’t remember. Must have filed that under “who gives a shit”. Nicky Hilton

2. Green! Correct

3. Over the ocean. Or the sea… take your pick. Correct

4. Cleveland? (please don’t be Cincinnati) Correct

5. Not a clue… guessing: 12? 29

6. Dark Green? Purple

7. Huh. Never knew… but maybe it’s a trick! Mercury? Bulsara

8. oooh… Q, X & Z??? B C M P

9. No one I know.A character from the play Cats

UGH…leaves me at -10

[No_Me_Ayudes_Compadre]

@cmyk

1. No Clue.

2. France.

3. Embarrassing guess: Spain.

4. Puck.

5. No idea!

1. Tigris & Euphrates -1
2. Yes, France +1
3. Netherlands -2
4. You skipped, so I’ll take that as a correct answer… Pierre L’Enfant +2
5. Yes, Puck +3
6. Arms dealer -3

Total score, 0.

[cmyk]

@No Me Ayudes Compadre

4. You skipped, so I’ll take that as a correct answer… Pierre L’Enfant +2

Nice try! I missed it somehow. And…
I had no idea. Subtract 2 points! MWAHAHAHAAH!

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

-8! Wooooo!
Damn, I thought you’d know baseball. I was so so wrong.
Name 3 Samuel L. Jackson movies (2)
According to legend, who danced on the roof as Rome burned? (2)
“Nabisco”, the large company that makes nummy snacks, is an acronym. What does it stand for? (3)

[cmyk]

@Least Original User Name Ever

-8! Wooooo!
Damn, I thought you’d know baseball. I was so so wrong.
Name 3 Samuel L. Jackson movies (2)
According to legend, who danced on the roof as Rome burned? (2)
“Nabisco”, the large company that makes nummy snacks, is an acronym. What does it stand for? (3)

Yep, gonna have to make up for it now.

What kind of questions have I been nailing?

1. Snakes on a MUTHERFUCKIN’ Plane; Pulp Fiction; (and to be obscure) Die Hard: With a Vengeance… As bad as that was, it was genius next to the Star Wars Prequels.

2. I should know this. So ashamed.

3. National Biscuit Company. Whoo… that’s scraping the bottom of my useless information barrel. I hope it right!