The best bait to use to catch a tiger is a tuna fish sandwich. Obviously your father has dropped the ball in teaching you about Calvin and Hobbes and this should be noted on his annual performance review.
B. Very close. “Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr”
III. You should add “Calvin & Hobbes Lore”.
4th. In scientific notation, there can only be one non-zero integer to the left of the decimal point. In engineering notation, the exponent the 10 is raised to can only be a multiple of 3.
Wrong. Your favorite pizza toppings should be pepperoni and green peppers. Sausage is optional. But I like you and will let you slide on this one.
||||| |. “Shamy” is a shortened name for the couple Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler. You should watch The Big Bang Theory.
g. Other than wearing a mask, Calvinball has different rules every time you play it. Again, your father has failed in teaching you about Calvin & Hobbes. This is not going to look very good on his Permanent Record. You might want to consider finding a replacement for him.
Not quite! Endorsements here are political, the joke here being the idea that any politician who invokes Jesus’s name in a speech is probably full of crap. Still, you hit the main points; I’ll call this 1/2 right, zero points. (Also, Perry was a Republican primary presidential candidate)
Bingo! well done.
“Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist,” was the ‘catchphrase’ of Senator Joseph McCarthy’s House Unamerican Activities Committee. McCarthy’s HUAC was a congressional investigation allegedly intended to seek out communist agitators, but in reality designed to bolster McCarthy’s career and smear his enemies.
However, the comittee in the cartoon is asking “are you now, or have you ever been” to an empty suit. In other words, “been” means “existed” in this context.
Close enough! More precisely, rather than cut down on his own 400-plus item list, he expects the engineer to do all the work by including all 400 items AND making it easy to use! He’s missing the engineer’s criticism that anything, however well designed, will be hard to use with 400 different features.
“Progeny” means “offspring.” Calvin was trying to say he was a “child prodigy,” which means child genius, but he got the word wrong and instead said he was a child child–which most children are.
Two right, two wrong, one so-so; that puts me at a solid zero.
At this point, I’m neither trying to stump you nor trying to give you answers you can definitely answer. Rather, I’m asking about things you should know or you will enjoy knowing–learning is fun!
Don’t worry, sweetie, what you got here is a bunch of old farts asking you ?s about our time, and some legit history questions.
Here’s mine: If a female rock group called the Bangles wrote a song entitled “Bell Jar”, what famous poet would it be about?
It’s all right. The odds of studying Japanese history in high school are slim to nil, this is mainly a hobby thing. Also, if this makes you feel better, I’m having to look up every single question myself in order to make sure I get the details right.
One Piece? New-fangled rubbish. The answer is of course Sazae-san, which has been running one a week continuously on Fuji TV since October of 1969. Sazae-san is a great litmus test; every single Japanese person knows it (and can sing the theme song, natch), but it’s almost unknown to foreign audiences - it separates Japan-hands from anime-fans.
That would be Prince Shotoku, son of Emperor Yomei, who had the brilliant idea of, ‘let’s us Japanese all just be Chinese now.’ It was during his time - the Asuka period (538-710) - that Japan gained its first written language - which, natch, was Chinese. Buddhism was also introduced at this time.
From most recent to least recent, Tokyo, Kyoto, Heian-kyo, Nara. Before that, the capital moved all the time.
That would be Tokugawa Ieyasu, the first Shogun of the Tokugawa Shogunate. You can find a dramatization of his story in the book Shogun, by James Clavell. (But ask your parents first if you can read it; it has, ummm, kissing and stuff in it.)
Like all wars, the Boshin War was very complicated, but as a basic answer I would accept, ‘the centralized, Imperial government trying to take away the power of regional daimyos.’ Actually, that was the cause of five or six wars in Japanese history…
The Dutch! They had a government-sanctioned monopoly on the Japan trade. They were only allowed to set up shop on the island of Dejima, in the bay of Nagasaki - but they could leave every now and then to pay tribute to the Shogun.
That would be the Kojiki. Any guesses what language it was written in? (Chinese.) It was written 711-712, and documented the history of Japan from its mythological origins, to Emperor Jimmu, all the way to the present day. It is not quite as useful to scholars as the Nihon Shoki, though.
You are correct! Macross was totally re-packaged as Robotech. I loved it as a kid.
The three Crown Jewels of Japan are the Sword, the Mirror, and the Magatama - a kind of bead. Commoners like us are not allowed to see them; they are present in the Imperial Coronation only from inside paper parcels. They might not even exist.
Currently, it’s the Heisei era, under the rule of His Majesty Emperor Akihito. Once somebody becomes Emperor, though, they don’t really have a ‘name’ in the usual sense - they’re just referred to as ‘His Majesty the Emperor,’ or tenno heika, even in face-to-face conversation. Upon his death, the Emperor will be referred to at all times as ‘Emperor Heisei,’ just as nowadays they talk about his father, Emperor Showa.
You’re doing good, young lady. You’re surprising all of us with your education and intelligence.
You got this one right - it’s Los Angeles. Here are the answers to the rest:
The coast redwood is the tallest tree - they grow to over 300 feet, and the tallest is about 379 feet. The heaviest is the giant sequoia, which can grow to over 2000 tons. The longest-lived tree is the bristlecone pine - the oldest known specimen has lived over 5000 years.
By convention, one spot in Greenwich is the starting point for measuring longitudes. The longitude that goes through this point is called the “prime meridian.” So, if you are at 73 degrees longitude west, that means you are 73 degrees west of Greenwich.
Greenwich is also the starting point for the world’s time zones. The time zone there is called "Greenwich Mean Time,’ or “Universal Time.”
A temperature of 134 degrees Fahrenheit (about 56.7 degrees Celsius) was recorded at Furnace Creek in Death Valley, California on July 13, 1910.
Fair enough, it might be my Midwesterness poking through here. But yeah, even though I’m not really keeping score here, “basil or maybe bay leaves” is close enough that I’m not going to call it wrong, even if it wasn’t the answer I was looking for.
Answers:
Haha, yep! I knew this was a generational thing!
Got the first two, and the other one I was looking for was supposed to be dragon. Maybe dragons just aren’t bad guys anymore.
3.Yeah those first two are the big ones, and anything with “vampire” in its name is a good bet too. Probably good that you didn’t think of bedbugs, and because you didn’t say ticks or fleas I’m guessing you don’t have a dog.
It disengages the transmission so you can shift gears. I don’t know if you’re 15 1/2 or otherwise old enough to be looking at a learner’s permit, but I’m guessing that means you’re not learning to drive in a manual transmission. You have to go out of your way to find a car with manual transmission these days.
Close, it’s actually TWO weeks. Fort[een] nights. You got the right unit though, and it’s only used often in Britain.
Here’s some more, mostly generational gap stuff:
Name the musician known as The King, and the one known as The King of Pop.
The Lion King was “heavily inspired” by two other stories, one a play by Shakespeare, and one an anime. What were they?
What is Ecto Cooler?
What is That Scene in Bambi, the one everybody remembers?
What is the difference between a debit card and a credit card?
Yeah, the answer was flat-out wrong. Alan Mulally is the chief executive of Ford, as you noted, and is referred to as such in writing, such as this article in the NYTimes three days ago. I wouldn’t call your correction “pedantic” by any stretch here and, besides, even if it were, half this place’s raison d’être is pedantry cough precise language.
You did so well on my first question, maybe I should put in some more.
Building off of Skammer’s questions, as a lark:
3(a): What is a reason islands might be a part of an archipelago, i.e. why would the islands near each other all have a common origin?
5(a): What was the Bering Strait before it was a Strait?
6(a): What’s one reason rivers form deltas where they meet the ocean or other large bodies of water?