Don't Take That Literally!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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A friend of mine was telling me about her friends girlfriend. They had been going out for a while, and eventually things got to… well, I’ll be blunt. She went down on him.

But, she’d never done it before, apparently (which is odd, because she’s not exactly an “innocent girl”). He asked for a blow job, and she blew. She literally blew.

Now, this girl has been around the block. How could she not know that it’s not supposed to be done like that? WHY?

Hey, did you know that if you blow into someone’s… genitalia (like the above did), you can give them a stroke? I don’t remember how it does that, but I read it somewhere… (Heh, I read it, it MUST be true… Right?)

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That’s hillarious. But how could blowing give a guy a stroke???

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Literal blowing is not a problem for men, but for women. Blowing air into the vagina can theoretically cause an embolism.

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I’m sorry, but the question which begs to be asked here is “Which block?” Sesame Street? Mr. Rogers Neighborhood?

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Of course you’re assuming she did it out of ignorance.

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Well, if the person happens to be really, really good at it…

:slight_smile:

::d&r::