Is it possible to defecate whilst somebody is blowing on your anus?
I’m not trying this, it was from a story I heard once.
I don’t think it’s possible. 
Maybe you can fart from it but actually shit yourself?
I doubt it.
Blowing on? Probably, unless you mean ‘lips locked around like a balloon.’
Even then. I mean it’s certainly possible to :eek: shit in someone’s mouth. Not that I want to know about it.
But maybe you should define your terms.
And remove the “perhaps” from the title.
Gotta wonder if the OP is working on their Science Fair project.
There’s only one way to find out.
Why not? Surely our caveman ancestors had to shit in a good wind now and then.
Yes, this is way TMI.
You sound like you might enjoy the coffee table scene from Portnoy’s Complaint.
Hell, there are people who’d PAY you to do so…
No. There are. Seriously.
Physically? Yes. Psychologically there would be a great taboo, and so it might be difficult. But hey, people manage to do it all the time- see watersports and scat porn.*
*Sadly, I used to work for a search engine and had to review porn to be sure it wasn’t kiddie porn and thus I have seen way too much of terrible and yucky things. :smack:
What’s sad is, I’m pretty sure I know the story that klintypooh is talking about.
Seems to me, the best way to test the hypothesis is for someone with an air compressor (low pressure, geniuses!) to aim a stream of air at their ringpiece while trying to honk out a dirtsnake.
[QUOTE=Tentacle Monster]
What’s sad is, I’m pretty sure I know the story that klintypooh is talking about.
Tell me the story!!!
Here’s the short, expurgated version. It’s been awhile since I read it, but it stuck with me.
A guy was somewhere in Southeast Asia (could have been Thailand, or maybe Tokyo). There was an old mama-san there (in a bar? brothel? It’s been awhile) who kept betting the guy that he couldn’t shit on her face. And even though he had a dire urge to go every time, he always failed because the old woman kept blowing on his balloon knot.
Until, that is, he got ahold of some very spicy curry and some heavy duty laxatives… Poor woman didn’t even get a chance to pucker her lips.
You wouldn’t happen to be a member of the Live Journal Community known as “Bad Porn”, would you?
I’m so immature. I’m still giggling at this expression.
wow
See, **Tentacle Monster ** knew the story, I’m not a pervert.
And if I am, at least I have company. 
Not company you’d want to introduce to your mother, though…
Does that mean I’m a super freak, jayjay?