…lots and lots of post counts and a register date of many months ago and for the life of you, you swear you’ve never seen a thing said by 'em!!!
Hey, how come I have never seen anything you’ve posted before?
That’s an original way to announce your name change, _*****. I like it!
Not really. I don’t seem to recognize any names ever. Each person could put out one post and quit and I’d be none the wiser.
aaahhh!!! Shhhhhhhh!! You’ll spoil the joke! L
I don’t know. I seldom read my own posts.
If so, I would have to disagree. The only thing pointing to that is the email name:
"The email address for Whammo is b_line12@hotmail.com "
Not enough proof for the SDMB, I’m afraid.
And the tag at the bottom where you claim to have been greeted by Cecil Adams, that reduces the number of possible suspects to 19, not including Hoo-haa.
I think the only poster of whose presence I was unaware before last week, and who had a lot of posts, was SingleDad because he took some time off. But I had been hearing about him and there was that thread asking about him and all that . . .
OK, I gotta know… Did you change the name because you ditched the gremlins and are hiding out on the outskirts of town?
but since the cat’s already pretty much out of the bag, B_Line12 started this thread:
Funny things said during love making/intimate moments…
And he had 940 posts on Monday and he is not a searchable user anymore and Whammo sounds like him.
And I spend too much time here.
LOL Bill H.!! NO… there not out of town yet! in fact in a week or two were going to disney land… or world… which ever one is in california… L (Dear God, I pray tonight that I dont kill them on that trip) 
Yeah! Thanks for spilling the beans beatle! 
Mr Cynical is just way too detective like with that reasoning
Handy… your posts may be dumb, but you have more posts then me. (that sig cracked me up!)
…yeah… I thought it was time for a change… new persona if you will…I wish a whole life makeover was that easy… 
Put… down… the… bottle, B_Line.
…but…but Chief… Im not drunk (enough)!!! …please don’t make me! I still haven’t found a woman that loves mostly drunk guys from vegas!! L
[Moderators note: multiple unnecessary smileys deleted. (Unclebeer)]
Hmmm… sig test…
Hmmm… ALRIGHT… must have done it wrong!
puts down the bottle