Look, jerks. I believe in God, I accept Jesus as my savior, and I repent to them to forgive me of my sins. I have my own religion and my own church.
I also have signs on my door that says “No solicitors”, a “No Trespassing” sign on my gate, and a “Beware of Dog” sign on my fence. Yet you still rang my door bell 9 times [I AM NOT KIDDING FOLKS! 9 TIMES] at 9:00 a.m. Friday morning, my day off! On my day off I tend to sleep in all day, and walk around the house in my underware. [Hey, it’s my house, and my day off. Kiss my ass!] You woke me up with the “BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING!” of my front door bell. Then you went around, through my back gate that has a LARGE sign warning about trespassing and the security camera, and you rang my back door 3 times! You finally went away…to my neighbors house. The poor sap was on his way to take his wife to work, and you slowed him down by your preaching. Walking backwards in front of him while he was trying to get to his truck. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Jesus does not want you to do this! No matter what you think! He is going to personally throw you into the Lake of Fire for being an asshole in his name! We have our own religion. Leave us alone!