Definition: To read, and optionally contribute to, the Straight Dope Message Board.
My wife: “Hey, are you online?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m doping.”
My wife: “Okay, let me know when you’re done, I want to dope too.”
At least, this is how we refer to it in my household.
Does your household have a verb or other shorthand expression for this activity, and if so, what is it? (And do you worry about outsiders overhearing and thinking you’re monkeying with your blood a la that Russian ski team?)