Equipoise, you could get into a three-way with Gravity and Balance. (see upthread)
Equipoise & Balance, or Shaky Jake, or chaoticdonkey
ok PAGE FOUR and no DUCKS??!!!
we mate for LIFE, people.
just sayin…
I don’t know how well AslanofNarnia and I would get along, but they do say opposites attract…
Okay, fine.
DuckDuckGoose, His4Ever and Scott_Evil are all yours, depending on what you want your hook to be. Take your pick.
Why A Duck? ThatDuckIsEvil
Duck Duck Goose & ThatDuckIsEvil
scroogemcduck & ThatDuckIsEvil
devilduck & ThatDuckIsEvil
Damn, we’ve got quite a little orgy going on in the Duck Pond, don’t we? 
crunchy frog and da toad
lightnin’ and thunder
trublmakr and Inigo Montoya
starving artisit and bughunter
Cosmopolitan and t-keela
Soda and fizzestothetop
alphaFemale and Omega007
The Chao Goes Mu and Hamburglar
ashkicker and fireman
try those on for size…
Except that the masturbation connection isn’t literal, and the speech impediment bit – the preferred pronunciation is “Wang-ka.”
Here’s a dictionary entry with multiple .wav pronunciation examples, because there’s nothing you can’t find on the internet.
So no cigar for you. I might be able to dig up a few dog-ends, though. 
I thought Equipoise was right about **Master Wang-Ka ** being a jokey rendition of Master Wanker. I guess I still don’t get it then. Maybe **Master Wang-Ka ** can spell it out for this short bus rider. :o
You know, this thread reminds me…while we’ve done a Straight Dope Horror Movie and a Straight Dope Epic Adventure/Fantasy Movie we’ve never done a Straight Dope Romantic Comedy. Hmmmm. Maybe be we should!
:dubious:
I thought the SDMB was a romantic comedy…
So, who gets to be Cary Grant from Bringing Up Baby?
“Because I WENT GAY all of a sudden!”
OK. I got that part. I assumed that the “now, I get it” part was about how he’ll never be a couple. At least that’s what he wrote on page 1 to which some Dopers responded with some self-realization. So, is that because he has a Master in his name or because he’s a solo masturbater?
Well, after four pages, looks like I’m the guy in corner of the resaurant, sitting alone with a newspaper, just like in real life.
How’s that for being a drama queen?
El_Kabong & **pothead **
I didn’t get the masturbation reference at all. I thought it was an Asian (or perhaps Anime) reference. I pronounced it Wang-KAAAAH, accent on the second syllable.
Carrot’s all well and good. But I feel someone may object…
niiice.
The whole excercise is
And I’m assuming you are both Pratchett fans (now why should I do that?) - It’s just so… appropriate to the theme of the thread. So I wouldn’t worry too much
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Dani
Noone Special and maybesomeone