Can you think of Dopers who, just from their name (or perhaps sig), you can think of a perfect “screen name” (or whatever the appropriate term is for these crazy names we give ourselves) for their soulmate?
Eve, for instance, appears to have given up on mankind, but if she ever finds the one, he ought to be named Adam.
Tiburon’s soulmate might be called Chrissie Watkins - at least one famous tiburón found Chrissie quite delectable. (Yes, I know, I’m awful).
Collounsbury’s one true love would be most aptly named cheezgirl.
Montfort’s already taken, but we could convince Anniz to take the nickname Simona. (Get it? Simon de Montfort? Oh, never mind).
Anthracite would surely swoon at the arrival on the board of Coal Miner’s Daughter.
I believe Sue Duhnym is taken too, but her husband could adopt the screen name Anton Nym,
Maeglin should surely fall in love at first glance with any Doper named Idril.
Danimal . . . ah, inspiration fails to strike, but surely my fellow Dopers can invent an appropriate name.
Thanks for the recommendation, dentarthurdent. Unfortunately, since I am a straight male, manimal might not be ideal for me. But I admit I did say “just from their name”; I was trying to take orientation into account where I knew it, but I didn’t make it mandatory.
Incidentally, it might be problematic if a woman named Trillian were to arrive on these boards, because dentarthurdent and Zaphod Beeblebrox would be fighting over her!
I admit, Danimal, that the first thing that I thought of for your SO was Mammal, though I’m not sure quite why. Maybe Danifemale? Perhaps Janimal is more to your liking. If she really likes you, she can be your Fanimal.
Actually there is a Trillian Here’s a thread she started. But as far as I can tell, no Fenchurch as of yet.
Ya know Danimal this thread has almost made me want to change my name to Turbo Kitty for my hubby but that would be just too damned cutesy for my taste.
Actually, I don’t see Danimal as the settling down type…
Perhaps a fun menage-a-trois with D’vegetable and D’mineral?
Then there’s thinksnow, who longs for someone as pure and sweet as our dear BunnyGirl. Perhaps think needs a SnowBunny?
And Sue, if Syno Nym ever decides to “play for the other team”, just change the name to Homo Nym…
