Here is a fun idea:
Matchmake two dopers that you think would be a great couple simply based on their posting style, words, grammar, time of day they post, temperment, language, Etc.
I have to think of a pair at the moment, but have at it. IM sure ya all have some wonderful combos.
Well, skipping the obvious already coupled up…
Hmmm…, that’s hard. Silo and aenea ain’t gonna work…
I dunno, maybe Homer and a car part to be named later?
G. Nome + lunasea
BTW: handy: if you didn’t see it: thanks from before.
Ukelele Ike and TVeblen are the first who come to mind. Everyone else I know has either already hooked up with the right Doper or it seems as though they will. 
[Coughing loudly to make his unattached presence known, Stuyguy reminds everyone of his penchant for slender, short-haired women.]
How about Stuyguy & Mr. Cynical’s box?
ahem
I just got my hair cut
mega, yeah, my friend got her hair cut like that too…whats up with that style?
What’s up with the style? I have no idea. I just like it short. I had it the same way three years ago.
Congrats, Roo. You’re now officially at the top of my crush list. And I don’t even have a short-hair-thing, I just like girls who look artsy. You win.
DeathLlama and Ruffian.
So there.
Ms. Roo: Don’t think that your charms – short or long-haired as they may be – have escaped my notice. Your “new Roo doo” is merely the pretty ribbon on an already irresistible package. I would be pleased and honored to be matched with you, if some third party Doper would do the honors.
(BTW, if I recall, you want a cow. Well, NYC is teaming with them these days, albeit mostly painted plastic ones – and one real one that recently escaped a Queens slaughterhouse, much to the amusment of the local press. Give me the word and I’ll rustle you up one.)
PS to Portnoy: I wept when I read you had changed your name. End of an era. But, hey, it’s your business, not mine. BTW, congrats on the little one.
“Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch…” I dunno who I’d go best with, so match me up, people.
hey, my hair kinda looks like that.
what do i get?
A spanking?
You want to be matched up with someone, Myrr?
Well, since I have a penchant for stating the obvious at times:
Falcon and ChiefScott.
I have to return the favor…
Since everyone (wrongly) thinks they’re ALREADY married,
purplebear and pipefitter.