Dopers You'd Like to Meet

Yes, I’m certain this has been done before, but being on this board is truly an experience. You meet people you wouldn’t necessarily run into in your day-to-day life. There’s some interesting people here, some not-so-interesting-people here. I don’t get a chance to mention to some dopers how they’ve affected me and how I adhere to their advice, think they are cool or think they are off their freakin’ rockers. I’ve never been to dopefest, but I do want to go one day, but even then, it’s unlikely that I’ll meet these folks.

Please don’t turn this into a popularity contest…aybe just mention some dopers you admire, laugh with and whatnot and state why you’d like to meet them. Maybe it will be an enlightening experience.

Now, here goes:

Slainte: She’s very easygoing and seemingly light-hearted. I think she’s incredibly cool (I remember the picture incident). But most of all, I realize I don’t really have enough friends in the world and I would love to spend time drinkin’ at the local biker bar with her. Oh, and she’s smokin hot…

Gobear He seems very insightful and has had what appears to be an interesting life so far. He often is the voice of reason in some odd/stressful disagreements. I always read his posts and frankly, I’d just like to shake his hand.

**Sauron and Aries28 ** A theme here certainly…both seemingly nice folks. An incredibly intelligent, articulate couple who are terribly in love with each other. They are both Hi-larious.

Zanshin: I don’t think I ever read anything by him that could be considered mean or cruel on this board. He seems like someone I would love to just spend an afternoon with drinkin beer and shooting the shit… I’d also like to shake his wife’s hand and say congrats on landing a great man (who’s hella hot).

And last but not least, someone who might surprise you…

I’d like to meet ** Diane**. It seems to me that the people who like her a lot are people that know her off the board either IRL or from Livejournal or the like. Sometimes I think she comes across as harsh and mean on the boards, but I bet that some of that is tempered by other qualities that aren’t so readily apparent on these flat boards. She has with that can kill you with a rapier thrust and a biting sense of humor. I suppose if we met IRL, we’d either really like each other or we’d end up in a throw-down involving hair-pulling and possibly mud wrestling.

I’ve met a few Dopers, including Siege, Guinastasia, and samclem. This was at a Pittsburgh gathering last August. There are several other Dopers I would love to meet:

The Bad Astronomer. Not just because he’s already famous, I’d like to have him give me a tour of his work.

Weirddave, Johnathan Chance, RTFirefly, Shibb0leth, Munch, White Lightning… and the whole MAD Doper/Diplomacy/Fantasy Football crowd. I really must get to one of the MAD fests.

Polycarp - I’d like to meet someone who is so highly respected.

Rue DeDay writes some of the most entertaining posts here. Conversation with him would be fascinating. In the same light, I’d also like to meet Wang-Ka.

At an appropriate event (a con or gathering) I’d like to meet the Sci-Fi Appreciation Society including NoClueBoy, Aesiron, carnivorousplant and the others who post regularly in the Cafe about Trek and other things Trek-related.

There are many others, these are the ones that come to mind.

Oh, one more thought- after reading some of her posts and seeing her pic in the Teeming Millions pages, I’d love to meet the OP.

:smiley:

All of them, in a giant hot-tub party.

NoClueBoy,Angua,EddyTeddyFreddy,IceWolf,Kambuckta,Coldfire,Cecil Adams,Guinastasia,Flamsterette_X to name but a few.

Eva Luna, Thea Logica Coldie Clogs, Jinwicked, Swiddles, Nacho4sara, and Lsaura

I’ve already met a few Dopers whom I would enjoy seeing again.

** All the alabama dopers, Sophie, Thinksnow mouthbreather and gootie (congrates on the wedding you two!) Weirddave and various others whose board names I forget.**

An honorable mention to Zenster as well. (since technically he is no longer a member)

SanguineSpider, NoClueBoy (my alter ego!), Satisfying Andy Licious, Crunchy Frog, Chronos, Czarcasm, RexDart (don’t you dare miss the next Dopefest boy!), Bosda, Tuckerfan, if6was9, EddyTeddyFreddy, Seige, Scylla, Fenris, Chefguy, Lobsang, Airman Doors/MsRobyn, Q.E.D, Bricker

Ugh, I’m tired of coding the bolds. You get the idea.

Vivalostwages, Vanilla, and Siege!

Also** Angua, EddyTeddyFreddy,Coldfire, Cecil Adams, Flamsterette_X, Aesiron, Tracer, Tars Tarkas, canivorousplant, Cervaise, Corner case, Jaade, BuckleberryFerry, Scylla, Lobsang, Iampunha, Super Gnat, kn(*)ckers, Scuba ben, Michael Ellis, Esprix, Polycarp, Blonde, bigdaiv, Zeldar**, and some others I’ll think of later…

Aw, crap, I can’t leave out Skeezix, Sanscour, misstee, SiXSwordS, Eve, FairyChatMom, CrazyCatLady, Rue DeDay, Una Persson, freido, Cecil Adams, and Ed Zotti (yeah, I want to get those last two in the same room together and find out once and for all).

Wait, forgot one, Biggirl how level-headed can one be?

Oh, and Steelerphan thanks!

Damn, and I still left out somebody: Qadgop the Mercotan (hope I spelled that right!)

There are a heap of Dopers I’d like to meet (and yes, Lobsang, I’d certainly love t’ meet you someday. Let me know when you’re in the neighbourhood, my shout for the drink. :))

Right now, I’m gearing up to really meet folk I thought I wouldn’t get to meet, and risking bein’ scared out of my never-left-the-country-before wits to do it: TheLoadedDog and Goo, at least, in Australia. They’ve been on my list for a long long while.

Someday, I might get to see LeeJam, kambuckta, leechbabe and Thylacine.

Right here, it’s be cool if I could meet Apollyon, manx and calm kiwi. Hey, I’m always keen to meet up on some neutral ground somewhere, guys.

Would love to meet Quasimodem and Siege, too (and, yes, Zenster, definitely!). If I got th’ chance to meet them, then of course the list would grow 'cause I’d be in that backyard. :slight_smile:

sigh Dreams are free …

Reasons people, we need reasons… :wink:

I forgot two of my favourite Canadians, Flamsterette_X and Aslan of Narnia. Sorry, guys. :slight_smile:

Reasons? All these are folk who have been wonderful to me, who I like a lot. Many of them are good friends, and others I hope will be some day.

Dayam!

Reasons?!

Horseflesh, 'cause I gots to see what he means by altar eagle.

Vivalostwages, Vanilla, and Siege because I am in love with them for various reasons. :wink: follow the various threads I post in and you’ll see why. Also, I’m getting to know them off the boards.
Also Angua, she seems both smart and fun, a rare combination.

EddyTeddyFreddy, cause of the horse connection.

Coldfire, because he’s Coldfire. Duh.

Cecil Adams, see above

Flamsterette_X, she needs a spanking, I’m just the guy to do it.

Aesiron, Tracer, Tars Tarkas, canivorousplant, Cervaise, Corner case, wearia, etc… to shoot the breeze about all our sci-fi geekiness. And to make fun of all the straights. nyah!

Jaade, piques my interest

BuckleberryFerry, also needs a spanking. YUM!

Scylla, no reason…

Lobsang, gonna spot ya the first round. Then, you and me, pool table. Beers. Naked women.

Iampunha, for all I know, he could be an incredible ass, but I doubt it.

Super Gnat, spanking

kn(*)ckers, miss her

Scuba ben, Michael Ellis, Esprix, Polycarp, Blonde, bigdaiv, all spankings.

Zeldar, to discuss the vagueries of blues musicians and their favorite foods.
YA HAPPY?

Scylla, Rue DeDay, Lobsang, Coldfire, Max Carnage just to name a few.

AbbySthrnAccent, lel, Happy Lendervedder, sperfur, fizzygoodmakefeelnice, Idle Thoughts, gum, green_bladder, peritrochoid, verbenabeast, fizzestothetop, Scribble, Mikie, Satisfying Andy Licious, Aslan of Narnia, tunabreath, Kallessa, ace22, Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor, Orual, Dewey Cheatem Undhow, ArrrMatey, all have made witty, pithy, deep, or fun posts in threads of mine. I bet we could converse easily. And they need spankings.

Monstre because he is horrible. :stuck_out_tongue:

Have you forgotten the Sioux City Sirloin Stockade so quickly? You cad!

Adding a few more to my to-stalk roster: Esprix, Jinwicked, Ilsa_Lund, Bruce_Daddy, Otto, SPOOFE, spogga, Lynn Bodini, TubaDiva, DreadChthulu, Mangetout, and astro.

And just because I’m into pain: Melin, Satan, and december.

I’m sure that’s not all…

And you could make a lot of money selling tickets to that.

Huh?
I thought you said we had to stay ON the board!
oohhh, oops. nevermind…:wink:

where to start?

NoClueBoy(such a card!)
mattmcl(he would understand me)
Seige(adorable)
JerseyDiamond(my only fellow fundie here)
Gravity, Greenbean, Missy2U,BadNewsBaboon( for their kindness)
Diogenes(I could convert him[kidding])
Esprix(good guy)
orangecakes(remember her?)
Zev(another good guy)
Cessandra(good girl;))

I cannot think of all the posters right now; will go look at the list and then post who I have forgoteen, cause i know I have.