Well, yes, that would be a problem. Hmmm. Tricky.
Meanwhile, may I offer Master Wang-Ka…myself? (figuratively speaking)
I didn’t get the name until this thread either.
You and me, baby. And yes, I am a dirty old man…what’s your point?
The perfect team…ChefGuy and Mangetout.
Homer, King Homer, homergon, homeronacid, simple homer, evilhomer, Homer J, Homer037, Homer J. Simpson, homer33123, HomerIU, Bart Simpson, margeinhistory, Montgomery Burns, montgomeryburns1, mrburns, Monty Burns, gmburns, CM Burns…
There are too many pet, Star Trek & LoTR themed names - listing any of them would exceed the 20,000 character post limit.
LuluBahrain, you might also do well with Zombies Ate My Brain.
You forgot Troy McClure
Just wanted to make sure no one missed the best pairing in the whole thread.
**MirrorimageegamirorriM ** and I Love Me, Vol. I
Now do me, if you can …
[insert evil laughter here]
Agreed. Seeing that you brought it up, how about we move from the literary to the cullinary:
Duck Duck Goose and LaurAnge
Or, from the literary to the auditory:
Mathist and misstee
I was hoping someone would appreciate that one. 
sxyzzx and xgxlx
And here I thought I was the undoable. And the word maker upper!
Ok, now I’m genuinely curious. Who on earth would Shaolinrabbit go with?
Liberal and Libertarian?
Oh, I kill me.
Dopers we’d like to see mated
Is a topic that’s hotly debated
Though I posted first
My pairing’s the worst
And my lusts have yet to be sated
Master Wang-Ka, meet Lisa-go-Blind.
Okay, now I’m going.
Well, well! Sign me up, then! 
/7 From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli…
we will watch a hundred thousand films on VHS and DVD. /7
Grandfather Trout, meet Polycarp.
I’m baiting you…
