Doper Dreams. NEW! and IMPROVED! Now featuring MODERATORS!

Many of you have been fortunate enough to meet Cajun Man and Dr. Matrix. They were in my dream last night.

I was in what I assumed was their apartment (I didn’t recognize the place), and I was sitting, telling Dr. Matrix that, although my vasectomy had been painful, it was a success, and I was pleased, etc.

He told me he wanted to give me something, and he produced a red wax heart, which a woman had given to him years ago. It was supposed to be a candle, but you couldn’t really burn it in any practical way; it didn’t have a base or sit upright. Moreover, it was misshapen, as if it had been exposed to heat for a time. It was all elongated, barely recognizable as having once been a heart.

I held it sideways and said, “It looks like a jalapeno.” Dr.Matrix agreed with me.

Then Cajun Man came into the room and commented on “That melted heart.” And I began chatting with him. I don’t remember what we talked about.

Strange, huh? Your interpretations?

Also, have you ever dreamed about another Doper and/or moderator?

Hmmm . . .

If i were you i’d just be grateful you were fully clothed…


What was most unusual was that Dr. Matrix actually talked more than you. :smiley:

[Dr. Freud]
Most interesting…now, was your mother involved in any aspect of this dream?
[/Dr. Freud]

garius, you step too close to the boundries of actual reality.

Moreover, I can honestly say I’m not surprised at all by this, knowing full well the odd things they own.

Next time Dave, it’ll be The Golden Baby[sup]TM[/sup] and 4,000 beaded necklaces (the purple ones are the best).

Still, those old boys are always in my dreams.