Okay, this morning’s dream was very interesting. half of it concerned a conglomeration of one of Al Gore’s kids and someone I recently met at an ATT meeting. But that’s irrelevant.
Part of it featured a doper! Hehehe.
Now . . . Diane had one and people guessed who it was. Athena had one and we figured it out.
Now you get to guess mine! Good luck, as I haven’t been to a dopefest yet. And I don’t know the post count of the doper in question, though I’ll try to find out.
Isn’t this fun?!
It was ME, wasn’t it?
Oh, never mind…
HA Dragonlady! He was obviously talking about me
Neither of you. And to put an end to the guessing game, enough of “was it me?” posts:) I want to make this fun ‘n’ exciting for all.
I don’t believe I ever actually SAID the doper was female . . . hehehe.
Well, it was. Sory, Esprix, matt_mcl, chef_troy, etc.
Nor for our first hint: Our phantom poster has at least 500 posts and has been a member since at least February.
Hmm, I’ve had dreams about meeting dopers, but that was it–nothing happened.
If I have an erotic dream about a doper I’ll tell you all.
Maybe. ;)
Silo, is there something you need to share with the group?
Hey, guys, y’all went gangbusters trying to figure out Diane and Athena’s dreamguys! Why doesn’t anyone care about mine? I want attention too, damnit!
I had a dream about you too, buddy boy!
Not really, just wanted to get your hopes up.
Well, hrm…lemme think on what to ask you, Paddy, since I can’t ask if it was me. 
Does the Doper live in the US? On the East Coast?
Said doper does live in the US. And east of . . . Illinois. That probably cuts down half the female dopers right there.
Monster104, no offense meant here, but the fewer dreams about me you have, the better:P
Okay then, paddy…
Does the Doper live in the Southeast or Northeast?
Well, so far the info you’ve given cancels me out…
was it anyone with a duck in their name? or maybe it was a bear related name?
Based on some of the other threads, I’d say it was Michi.
hopes crushed snifff Not me. sigh I thought it might be, till you said ‘east of Illinois’. 
On the other hand, it could be…hmmmm… Let me think on that a bit. It’s a female doper, with at least 500 posts, who lives east of Illinois, and joined around February. Good questions, Falcon and ssskuggiii. What’s your answer, Paddy?
<wanders off, to put her thinking cap on>
It must be that Kilgore Trout poster. I’ve seen the way you two heat up the message board!
::fleeing::
It was Michi. Of course it was Michi.
And, no offense, Iampunha, but what makes you think this was particularly threadworthy? ALL of us straight male SDMB posters (and for that matter, bisexual male and female posters, and probably some lesbian female posters for good measure) have erotic dreams about Michi. It’s virtually a rite of passage 'round these parts.
I mean, I might as well have started a thread about how I backed my car out of my driveway this morning. Or how I stopped at a red light on my way to the office…
Oh, and by the way, a correction above: no one figured out Diane’s dream (nightmare?). She told people. And I have it on good authority that she got about a thousand e-mails that said: "I can understand Stevicus, and the Demo guy, but why that other loser? He’s a freak!
It’s not a duck-related or bear-related name.
Sorry, PB, it’s not you either.
Y’all seem to have read me wrong. She’s been around since at LEAST February. She may well, for all you guys know, have been here since January 10 or april of last year.
Today’s clue: she is not a blond. As far as I can tell.
It is not Michi. I would love to have dreams about Michi. I have no so far.
And DRY, I thought the teeming hundreds might like to know about MY dream, as there are and have been other MPSIMS threads devoted to doper dreams.
Hey, you forgott I had one dream about someone too.
But, that one will surely not be solved.
The Mystery Man.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=35777
Ohhhhhh, it wasn’t me,
that’s a shame.
Maybe next time…
Define ‘semi-erotic,’ please. Since it wasn’t me, I’ll just have to enjoy it vicariously. 
Lucky girl…
Define semi-erotic . . . it had a bunch of naughty thoughts (which I haven’t had, awake, about this particular doper).
Your next clue: she was not on my original SDMB laminated list. And no, not struuter or anniz, though I’m not hoping against dreaming of either;)
Hmph. Fine, see if I have any more erotic dreams about you then, you ingrate. I’ll just go back to fantasizing about matt and SkySlash and ChrisP… {SIGH}
Esprix