** Doper Groove**
Sung to the tune of: * Bust A Move * (With apologies to ** Young MC**.)
Thanks to Snooooopy for the idea.
ahem ~ 1-2-3-4 ~
Post it!
(Intro)
Listen up all you gals and fellas,
Trying to do what Cecil tells us.
Get flamed bad 'cuz you’re overzealous,
Post too much and the mate gets jealous.
Okay smarty, have a post party,
Girls are scantily clad and actin’ bawdy.
A chick logs on, and you wish you could sex her,
But you got a firewall and the server rejects her.
As you’re munchin’, working luncheon,
Hopin’ to avoid a computer malfunction.
Boss walks in on your chat romance,
He reads your screen and you nearly shit your pants
A girl starts flirtin’, guys start blurtin’
”Send a pic”, (if your looks are not hurtin’),
Says she likes to post, cuz her mood improves,
So come on poster and do the doper groove.
(Background vocals) (Ahh ah yeah yeah Ah Yeah….)
Doper groove.
(Background vocals) (Ahh ah yeah yeah Ah Yeah….)
So you’re wishin’, your submission
Finds someone to cure your lonely condition.
Looking for love in all the wrong forums,
No prospects, just utter boredom.
From frustration, first inclination
Is to log off and leave the situation.
But every dark thread has a lighter hope,
So don’t hang yourself at The Straight Dope.
New posts showin’, so you’re goin’
Could care less about the time you’re blowin’
Thread gets deep as you start to post,
Then you went and double posted, now here you roast.
Mod stays mellow, and says, “Hello,
Don’t do that again, you dumb fellow.”
You head over there with something to prove,
Damage control, hey doper groove.
(Background vocals) - You want it, you post it. You want it, Bayyyyybee you post it…
Doper groove.
(Background vocals) - You want it, you post it. You want it, Bayyyyybee you post it…
Have some pity, by committee,
Folks post jokes so they can seem witty.
Write a funny joke just to have some fun,
Then you read it on the screen, already done.
People fakin’, goodness sakin’,
Could care less about the money you makin’.
I got my money, and I got my car,
But I got no woman, so here I are.
Some folks are sadistic, materialistic,
Spammin’ for a buck makes them opportunistic,
They’re typing out another internet scam
To retire with some money and an even tan.
So on the web you’re strollin’, real high rollin’,
Everything you write is yours and not stolen.
A doper runs up with something to prove,
So don’t just sit there, doper groove.
(Background vocals) - You want it, you post it. You want it, Bayyyyybee you post it…
Doper groove.
(Background vocals) - You want it, you post it. You want it, Bayyyyybee you post it…
(repeat & fade)
Thanks you've been a great audience.
Some Similar Stupid SDMB Silly Songs Submitted by Smug:
Every Thread You Make
Ignorant Guy
Stuck in a Pit Thread With You
On the Cover of the Ol’ Straight Dope
My roommate has been playing “Bust a Move” over and over – and now I have new lyrics to sing to it. Yay! 