One to say it would only take one Batman, if he were prepared.
One to welcome our new lightbulb changing overlords.
One to note that when you change a light bulb, penis ensues.
1 to helpfully provide the link to this funny thread.
Well, We’re waiting, where’s the picture? 
1 to post that Chuck Norris doesn’t need light bulbs… he can see in the dark.
An entirely different doper joke that I came up with a while ago…
All of the superheroes were having a superhero picnic, with various superhero picnic activities. One of the activities was a 3-legged-race, you know, where they tie your left leg to someone else’s right leg, and you have to work together to run. As it turns out, one of the superheroes was so competitive that he fixed the “random” draw for partners, giving himself a partner who complemented him perfectly, allowing them to achieve victory. So the 3-legged race was won by…
Batman, because he was pre-paired
Max, just for that, you get to tend to Mariah until the next new-member initiation.
Have you tried using a ladle?
Not quite sure what to make of that username/post juxtaposition … 
1 Doper to bring up an in-joke (kudos on doing your research 
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1 Doper to sacrifice his or her life so that the lightbulb may shine again.
1 other person that a doper will sacrifice for the sake of the lightbulb.
.999… of a Doper to prove the bulb needs changing in the first place.
And finally, one more to submit the thread to threadspotting! (plus another to name the link.)
My own creation:
Q. How do you really rankle a Doper?
A. Ask them to accept something cite-unseen.
Thank you, thank you very much.