No, not sure what I would do with it. I carry a briefcase to work if needed but for daily use I carry a wallet, keys, pocket knife and what-not in my pockets.
I can’t believe you admit to reading Dirk Pitt drivel - do you need any hard copies?
Hey, some of the Dirk Pitt novels (Sahara, Vixen 03, Raise The Titanic, Night Probe and Mayday) are very enjoyable escapist adventure novels. Sadly, the less said about some of Mr. Cussler’s later work the better, IMHO.
This could well prove even more embarrassing - I have about half of them 1st edition hardcover. A couple are autographed. And I’ve seen part of Cussler’s car collection (he had a warehouse just down the street a bit).
But if you have any of the older books hardcover, let’s talk 
I recently bought a messenger-bag type man purse.
I keep my bondage gear in it, though.